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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Ever given a novelty gift that went over like a lead balloon? Yeah, us too. Why are so many gag gifts absolute CRAP? Why can't humor coexist alongside effective, quality products anyone would enjoy using?
Shift your Christmas gift strategy by giving outrageously funny gifts that are actually useful. Deliver the gift of self-care to your coworkers. That is, all natural, cruelty free, woman made, and supremely hilarious self-care.
Meet this spa day in a box: bath salt, lotion bar, lip balm, and body scrub in the scent of your choice. We've got scents to melt the hardest of bitches, and everything is handcrafted, all natural, and made by badass women.
Now you should see how we're not about that fake life. Everything you'll find here is one hundred percent natural, and authentic. From the pure essential oil-based scents to the nourishment of natural butters and oils, we're not just hilarious, we're quality, too.
So what are you waiting for? Delight your coworkers with something they'll actually enjoy at your next office Christmas party.
Body Scrub Scent Options:
Vanilla Afterglow - Vanilla Ginger scent
Zen as Fuck - Green Tea & Lemongrass scent
Spicy Fucking - Cinnamon Ginger (available October - January)
Sweet Bitch - Lavender Geranium
Boss Bitch - Blueberry Lavender
Java as Fuck - Coffee Vanilla
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Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
