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"Honestly could put this on toast if I was unhinged enough." - L.G.
📣 SUBTLETY? OVER. TODAY, WE GO BOLD. 📣
Valentine’s Day doesn’t need more cringe. It needs bold-ass gifts that feel good, smell good, and do the damn job—for your lover, your situationship, or your own fine ass self.
Valentine’s Day Massage Gifts and Self-Care That Actually Hits.
Looking for actually good Valentine’s Day gift ideas? We’ve got you. Our Rub Me the Right Way Massage Oil and solid massage bars are top picks for couples who want to skip the awkward and go straight to the good stuff—think skin-on-skin glide, edible flavors, and muscle-melting ingredients. Pair them together with our Sexy Time Bundle for a bold, no-apologies Valentine’s move.
Not shopping for a partner? Even better. Please the anti-V-day friend with a Fuck the Patriarchy gift set or a Patriarchy Repellent spray. Toss in a Berry Crème Lip Scrub if you’re feeling fancy (or kissing anyone later).
Need a gift for him? Our Man's Hand Scrub has been winning dudes over - and smoothing their chapped knuckles - since 2014. And our DILF Gift Set is a fail-proof box of lumbersexual goodness. Whoever you’re shopping for—including yourself—you’ll find something that doesn’t suck.
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MAKE PLEASURE THE WHOLE DAMN POINT.
From Massage Oil to Full-Body Fuck-Yeah.
Liking what you see? Bitch, this is just the foreplay. Our Valentine’s lineup is only a slice of what Badgerface does best: rebellious self-care, zero-waste packaging, and products that bring the good kind of drama to your bathroom counter. From shampoo bars to feminist gift sets, we’ve got your back (and your cute face, and your vibe). Keep browsing—you never know what might light you up next.
Psst: Our Valentine's day gifts are actually quality, handmade, AND funny as fuck.