Glowface Facial Toner.
Glowface Facial Toner.
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Fragrance notes: Our toner for glowing skin is subtly scented with bright lemons, fresh carrot, and a hint of peach.
Unbreakable, lightweight packaging: At under four ounces, our niacinamide toner weighs less than a deck of cards.
Brightening toner ingredients: Turmeric extract, distilled water, witch hazel, Raphanus sativa ferment filtrate, sodium lactate, niacinamide, n-acetyl glucosamine, citric acid, lemon essential oil, carrot seed extract, and peach extract.
Unleash Your Inner Glow: Defying Age with Attitude
Accepting age with grace? Nah, we've got a better plan. Let's take charge, kick ass, and show aging who's boss. Who's with us on this badass journey?
Age-Based Trauma: Let's Share
Turning forty was a rollercoaster of emotions. Trust us, we get it. Whether it's the shock of having a teenager (or a teenage cat) or facing those laser vein removal ads, we've all been there. But fear not, we've got your back.
Introducing GLOWFACE: Your Age-Defying Warrior
We've crafted a skincare line that's here to slay. Meet Glowface, the holy grail of radiant skin. Packed with the mighty turmeric, the reigning queen of woo-woo skincare, this lineup is about to revolutionize your beauty game.
The Radiance-Restoring Toner:
Our Glowface Toner doesn't mess around. It's fueled by turmeric and fortified with brightening niacinamide, panthenol, sodium lactate, and n-acetyl glucosamine. This skincare badass boosts your natural hyaluronic acid, repairs sun damage, hydrates, and reduces wrinkles. We're talking next-level skincare sorcery.
Why Our Toner is Different:
• Barrier-Boosting Goodness: This lineup is stacked with ingredients that strengthen your skin's natural defenses. Say goodbye to external aggressors and hello to a radiant glow.
• Packaged for your Convenience: Ease of application is ensured in a secure, shatterproof aluminum bottle that fits perfectly in your hand.
• Cruelty-Free Beauty: Our products are never, ever tested on animals. We believe in looking fabulous without harming our furry friends.
Get ready to unleash your inner glow and embrace the power of GLOWFACE. Aging may be traumatic, but we're here to tell you that we can fucking do something about it.







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Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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