Stop putting yourself last.
Today, you come first. Prioritize your needs and break the cycle of self-sacrifice. You’re worth it, dammit.
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Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Set.
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Sultry Sugarplum Lip Scrub.
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Season's Greetings, Bitches Gift Set.
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Merri-mint Whipped Body Butter.
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Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. For you.
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We’re shaking self care loose from its pretentious roots and making it accessible for everyone – and we’re doing it with realness and honesty, not air-brushed perfection.
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Perfection? That’s a burden none of us need. Today, you don’t have to match. Today, you don’t have to be cute, or even nice. Put it down. Let it go. Marie Kondo that shit.
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Today, you can claim your right to self care however the fuck you want. Maybe it’s a coconut body butter, maybe it’s a caramel macchiato, maybe it’s a five mile run. (Not this girl, but you do you!)
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You have our permission to please only yourself, and to feel good about it. Take satisfaction in the feeling of being delighted, just because you want to. Feels good. Damn good.
Merri-mint Whipped Body Butter.
Are you with us?
Here's some of our favorite holiday bath gifts to help you escape the seasonal shitshow.
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Merry Fucking Christmas Gift Set.
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Sultry Sugarplum Lip Scrub.
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Season's Greetings, Bitches Gift Set.
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Merri-mint Whipped Body Butter.
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Correction. Concealment. Camouflage.
(Sorry, we don't sell that here.)
That isn't us. We're in the business of making you feel good.
Don't fall apart.
Even if pumpkin spice is the only thing holding you together. Look, we made it in a lip balm! See? Don't you feel better?
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Go Fig Yourself Whipped Body Butter.
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Chai Motherpucker Lip Balm.
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Spiked Suckerpunch Lip Balm.
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Spicy Fucking Sugar Body Scrub.
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Pumpkin Spice Latte Lip Balm.
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What folks are saying...
I loved the look on his face when...
"These lotion bars are amazing. My skin is so soft and they smell incredible. When my husband saw the tins the look on his face was worth it. Plus I get to be more sustainable." ~Angela
Salvation for sensitive pits
"Love this deodorant! The scent is nice and light, not too overpowering, but enough to take care of that 'stank.' My armpits tend to be sensitive and can get itchy with some deodorants, no itchiness with this one! Love the environmentally friendly packaging too." ~Trina
The perfect gift, just add margaritas.
"It was the perfect gift for my friend's retirement party! Mix in a few margaritas and it's sure to have everyone in the room cackling. She loved it and said everything smelled wonderful. Thank you for providing the perfect amount of sass to a beautiful gift." ~Victoria
As seen in...
Product spotlight: Fig Body Butter.
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Features:
Meet your body lotion's rich cousin: a water-free formulation that's made with natural shea butter and coconut oil.
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Last I checked, water comes from the sink, for free. So why would you lay 💵 down for a big plastic bottle that's mostly 💦?
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What folks are saying...
"I love the scent and the lotion makes all the difference in the dry cold of winter." ~ Mariah
"Second time buying this and it's by far the best shit I've ever used on my skin. The smell and bomb ass shit inside the body butter literally makes your legs like buttercream! A total blessing for dry skin and PHENOMENAL for pregnant women like myself." ~ Cady
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Berry Crème Sugar Lip Scrub.
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