It might start in the beauty aisle of the drug store. It might start in someplace a little more fancy-ass. But the day is coming: the day you open some nasty cancer-in-a-jar store-bought lotion and think, WHAT the FUCK is in this shit? Why are there parabens and petroleum byproducts in here, and more importantly, why’s it gotta go and be all phony like that? Why?