"We used this in the rainforest in Costa Rica and only had a few bites between three of us. This stuff works!!" - Celia
Beauty Without Bullshit.
You don't need fixing.
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Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
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Built with rage and love.
Skincare to Make You Fucking Glow.
Planet-Friendly Hygiene Shit.
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Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Fuckery.
We're hauling self-care's pretentious ass off her high horse and bringing her to the people: the honest, imperfect, REAL people. You won't find airbrushing here. No correction, no dumb standards, no chasing perfection.
Perfection? That’s a burden none of us need. Today, you don’t have to match. Today, you don’t have to be cute, or even nice. Put it down. Let it go. Marie Kondo that shit.
Today, you can claim your right to self care however the fuck you want. Maybe it’s a coconut body butter, maybe it’s a caramel macchiato, maybe it’s a five mile run. (Not this girl, but you do you!)
You have our permission to please only yourself, and to feel good about it. Take satisfaction in the feeling of being delighted, just because you want to. Feels good. Damn good.
Bestsellers.
The Badgerbitches are Raving...
These lotion bars are amazing. My skin is so soft and they smell incredible. When my husband saw the tins the look on his face was worth it. Plus I get to be more sustainable.
Love this deodorant! The scent is nice and light, not too overpowering, but enough to take care of that 'stank.' My armpits tend to be sensitive and can get itchy with some deodorants, no itchiness with this one! Love the environmentally friendly packaging too.
It was the perfect gift for my friend's retirement party! Mix in a few margaritas and it's sure to have everyone in the room cackling. She loved it and said everything smelled wonderful. Thank you for providing the perfect amount of sass to a beautiful gift.
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
NATURAL BUG REPELLENT
Fuck Off, Bugs Natural Bug Stick.
Natural Bug Repellent That Doesn’t Fuck Around
Mosquitoes are the absolute worst. They're tiny, whiny vampires out to ruin your summer fun—and frankly, they need to fuck all the way off. Enter your new sidekick: our solid stick bug repellent. It’s natural, it’s brutal (to bugs), and it smells damn good, too.
The Holy Grail of Herbal Insect Repellent
This badass stick is crammed with essential oils mosquitoes hate, including lavender, cedar, eucalyptus, and citronella. No chemicals. No crap. Just pure, plant-based fuck-you energy aimed squarely at anything with wings and a thirst for your blood.
One Stick. Endless Outdoor Vibes.
Toss it in your bag, swipe it on your skin, and go live your sun-soaked, picnic-having, firepit-hogging best life. Comes in a compostable tube because fuck plastic. The bugs don’t stand a chance—and neither does your anxiety about backyard hangouts.
