Zen as Fuck Body Butter.

Size: Approximately 2 1/2 inches tall by 2 inches wide, and 4 ounces by volume.

Smells like: Refreshing green tea paired with zingy lemongrass.

Ingredients: Shea butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, mica, alfalfa powder, green tea extract, lemongrass essential oil.

Pure-Ass Natural Skincare - Unleash the Power of Green Tea.

Okay, bitches. You're just gonna have to brace yourselves for full-on fucking amazing Badgerface Body Butter. This ain't your ordinary crap—it's pure-ass natural shit without preservatives, parabens, or nasty petroleum byproducts. No fake shit here. Got it?

Pass on Plastic - Try Zero Waste Skincare.

It's time to put that plastic cancer-in-a-bottle lotion on your nightstand under the microscope. Setting the scary ingredients label aside, what are you gonna do when the bottle's empty? Throw it away? Now there's a stone-cold bummer for you.

Our cute glass jar packaging is endlessly reusable - and recyclable - AND returnable to us, for 15% off your next order. WIN-WIN-WIN!

It looks like marshmallow fluff, but don't fucking eat it, ok? Fucking try and contain yourself.