Fuck the Patriarchy Gift Set.

A funny bath gift set that's all natural and handmade: Ever notice how "funny gift" and "quality gift" rarely overlap? Yeah. We believe you deserve premium bath products and a chuckle. 

Great presentation, secure shipping: The hot pink gable box with ribbon and loofah pad, plus free shipping, are always part of the Badgerface gift set experience.

Because the Patriarchy Can Kiss My Sweet, Sweet Ass.

Are we done with it? Like, all of us? Can we please be done with patriarchy now? 

I mean, what did the patriarchy ever do for you? 

It's given us the gifts of mansplaining, toxic masculinity, diet culture, and certain political asswipes who don't deserve to be mentioned by name. Um, thanks?

We'd be so much better off without it. Like so much better! Girls wouldn't feel like they have to be small and quiet. Boys wouldn't feel like they have to be big and tough. Fathers would give more hugs. Moms probably would, too. 

Our Fuck the Patriarchy Gift Set Includes:

• The Large Gift Set includes everything shown in the listing photo, including a Rose Bath Bomb, Blueberry lavender sugar scrub, Patriarchy Repellent spray, Feminist sticker pack, Middle finger confetti, and Lotion bar of your choice (the flavors are listed below 👇.)
• The Medium Gift Set includes the Rose Bath Bomb, Blueberry lavender sugar scrub, and Lotion bar of your choice.
• The Small Gift Set includes either the Rose Bath Bomb or the Blueberry lavender sugar scrub, plus a Lotion bar of your choice.

By now, you've probably thought of someone who would nod along to everything written above. (Maybe it's you?) Why not make their day by arming them against their future encounters with the (sadly still intact) patriarchy? 

Now go tell the patriarchy to get fucked. It'll feel SO GOOD.

Lotion Bar Scent Options:

Lavender Haze - lavender, eucalyptus & lemon verbena
Purple Persuasion - Lilac patchouli
Rosé Sashay - Rose and sandalwood
Kinky as Fuck - Rose, vanilla & ginger
Mellow Melon - Cantaloupe, lime, and black pepper
Spicy Fucking - Cinnamon ginger spice
Java as Fuck - Coffee, vanilla, & orange
Herbal Fervor - Basil lemon rosemary
Tingly as Fuck - Peppermint eucalyptus