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Fuck the Patriarchy Gift Set.

Help your favorite woman feel powerful and dangerous with this funny feminist gift set.
Meet the perfect funny gift for feminists. Who hasn't met a feminist who could use a little less patriarchy?
This feminist sticker pack will be sure to please the recipient of our Fuck the Patriarchy gift set.
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Nothing is more deserving of the middle finger than patriarchy. Get ready to salute!
Help your favorite woman feel powerful and dangerous with this funny feminist gift set.

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Fuck the Patriarchy Gift Set.

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Give the gift of empowering vibes with this funny feminist gift set. Enjoy a little unapologetic pampering while telling the patriarchy where to stick it.

Help your favorite woman feel powerful and dangerous with this funny feminist gift set.
Fuck the Patriarchy Gift Set.
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The small gift box contains: Either the Rose Bath Bomb or the Blueberry lavender sugar scrub, plus a Lotion bar of your choice.

The medium gift box contains: The Rose Bath Bomb, Blueberry lavender sugar scrub, and Lotion bar of your choice.

The large gift box contains: Everything shown in the listing photo, including a Rose Bath Bomb, Blueberry lavender sugar scrub, Patriarchy Repellent spray, Feminist sticker pack, Middle finger confetti, and Lotion bar of your choice (the flavors are listed below 👇.)

Because the Patriarchy Can Kiss My Sweet, Sweet Ass.

Are we done with it? Like, all of us? Can we please be done with patriarchy now? 

I mean, what did the patriarchy ever do for you? 

It's given us the gifts of mansplaining, toxic masculinity, diet culture, and certain political asswipes who don't deserve to be mentioned by name. Um, thanks?

We'd be so much better off without it. Like so much better! Girls wouldn't feel like they have to be small and quiet. Boys wouldn't feel like they have to be big and tough. Fathers would give more hugs. Moms probably would, too. 

By now, you've probably thought of someone who would nod along to everything written above. (Maybe it's you?) Why not make their day by arming them against their future encounters with the (sadly still intact) patriarchy? 

Now go tell the patriarchy to get fucked. It'll feel SO GOOD.

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