Self Care Gift for New Mom.

A funny self care gift that's all natural and handmade? Ever notice how "funny gift" and "quality gift" rarely overlap? Yeah. We believe you deserve premium bath products and a chuckle. 

Great presentation, secure shipping: The hot pink gable box with ribbon and loofah pad, plus free shipping, are always part of the Badgerface gift set experience.

Deliver Luxury with our Self Care Gift for New Moms.

Imagine being able to deliver your BFF a moment of self care in one of the most chaotic seasons of life.

That's right. I'm talking about new-mom-dom, that island of insanity where you're coping with more demands than should ever be placed on one person while trying to heal your poor hurty hoo-ha. It's bananas. Thankfully, we've assembled the perfect new mom gift set.

Her Help Seize the Self Care Moment with a New Mom Gift Set.

Maybe you've noticed that special occasions often come freighted with novelty gifts that are absolute trash. Dammit. What is it about squeezing a melon out your va-jay-jay that merits "cute" sexist baby clothes? 

Deliver a gift with values and integrity with this quality self care gift that's handcrafted by our woman-owned business, eco friendly, cruelty-free, and patriarchy-free, too.

Pregnancy Self Care Gift Contents:

• The Large Gift Set includes all six items as shown in the photos, including a Simmah Down Bitch bath salt packet, a Zen as Fuck body butter, a Chill the Fuck Our bath bomb, a green tea lip balm, and a Lotion bar of your choice.
• The Medium Gift Set includes the Zen body butter, the bath bomb, and the Lotion bar.
• The Small Gift Set includes the bath bomb and the lotion bar. (There's a scent guide below 👇.)

At this point it should be dawning on you just how fantastic this gift set really is. Think about it. You not only get to give her a big lovin' box of premium self care products, you get to do it with humor so spicy she'll gossip about it with her work friends. 

Help her calm her tits. You know she fucking deserves it.

Lotion Bar Scent Options:

Lavender Haze - lavender, eucalyptus & lemon verbena
Purple Persuasion - Lilac patchouli
Rosé Sashay - Rose and sandalwood
Kinky as Fuck - Rose, vanilla & ginger
Mellow Melon - Cantaloupe, lime, and black pepper
Spicy Fucking - Cinnamon ginger spice
Java as Fuck - Coffee, vanilla, & orange
Herbal Fervor - Basil lemon rosemary
Tingly as Fuck - Peppermint eucalyptus