Happy Fucking Birthday Box.

A funny self care gift that's all natural and handmade? Ever notice how "funny gift" and "quality gift" rarely overlap? Yeah. We believe you deserve premium bath products and a chuckle. 

Great presentation, secure shipping: The hot pink gable box with ribbon and loofah pad, plus free shipping, are always part of the Badgerface gift set experience.

Deliver Pure Fuckery with a Happy Fucking Birthday Box.

Wouldn't it be great if you could find a birthday gift for your bestie that reflects her sarcastic personality? Well, we'd like you to meet our Happy Fucking Birthday Box.

Leave the fancy fonts and pastel colors to the basic bitches. Your bestest bitch deserves to be told she's awesome in style, with premium natural bath and body products that are as unique as she is.

A Sarcastic Birthday Gift that Stands Out.

It's not just the self care industry. The treacly sweet feminine mafia has taken over birthday gifts, too, cranking out pale pink wares emblazoned with stupid cursive fonts.

It's so boring I could gag. You too? 

Jesus. Deliver your bestie something with an original vibe - a vibe not unlike her badass self. She'll love the humor while she does some self-care, soaking in a steaming tub with our milk bath, exfoliating with our sugar scrub, then nourishing dry skin with a body butter, lotion bar, and lip balm.

Happy Fucking Birthday Box Contents:

• The Large Gift Set includes all five products as shown in the photos, including a Funny IDGAF milk bath, a Creamy Coffee Scrub, a Sparkly Body butter, a Coffee Lip Balm, and a Lotion bar of your choice.
• The Medium Gift Set includes the Creamy Coffee Scrub, the Sparkly body butter, and the Lotion bar.
•  The Small Gift Set includes the Sparkly body butter and the Lotion bar. (There's a guide to scents below 👇.)

At this point it should be dawning on you just how fantastic this gift set really is. Think about it. You not only get to give her a big lovin' box of premium self care products, you get to do it with humor so spicy she'll gossip about it with her work friends. 

Now, go on and wish her happy fucking birthday. You know someone needs to say it.

Lotion Bar Scent Options:

Lavender Haze - lavender, eucalyptus & lemon verbena
Purple Persuasion - Lilac patchouli
Rosé Sashay - Rose and sandalwood
Kinky as Fuck - Rose, vanilla & ginger
Mellow Melon - Cantaloupe, lime, and black pepper
Spicy Fucking - Cinnamon ginger spice
Java as Fuck - Coffee, vanilla, & orange
Herbal Fervor - Basil lemon rosemary
Tingly as Fuck - Peppermint eucalyptus