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Mosquitoes are the absolute worst. They're tiny, whiny vampires out to ruin your summer fun—and frankly, they need to fuck all the way off. Enter your new sidekick: our insect repellent lotion bar. It’s natural, it’s brutal (to bugs), and it smells damn good, too.
This badass bug repellent stick is crammed with essential oils mosquitoes hate, including lavender, cedar, eucalyptus, and citronella. No chemicals. No crap. Just pure, plant-based fuck-you energy aimed squarely at anything with wings and a thirst for your blood.
Toss it in your bag, swipe it on your skin, and go live your sun-soaked, picnic-having, firepit-hogging best life. Comes in a compostable tube because fuck plastic. The bugs don’t stand a chance—and neither does your anxiety about backyard hangouts.
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We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
