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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Listen, there's a time for subtlety, and Valentine's Day isn't it, ok? It just isn't. This is the moment to lean all the way in, grab what feels good, and rub things the right way — intentionally, unapologetically, and without pretending you’re above it.
This Valentine’s-ready duo pairs our Rub Me the Right Way Massage Oil with a solid massage bar in a sleek black aluminum tin, because sometimes one kind of touch just doesn’t cut it. The oil delivers smooth, luxurious glide, and tastes amazing. The massage bar melts directly on skin for warm, controlled application. Together, they turn touch into a full-bodied experience — slow, indulgent, and very much on purpose.
Each set comes packaged in a pink organza gift bag, making it an easy, no-thinking-required win whether you’re gifting it or claiming it for yourself.
Choose your massage oil flavor based on how bold you’re feeling: Lavender Cupcake, Chocolate Covered Cherry, Cinnamon Seduction, or Island Passion — all rich, skin-loving blends designed to moisturize, soften, and linger.
Then pair it with a solid massage bar in scents like Peppermint Eucalyptus, Vanilla Rose Ginger, Cinnamon Ginger, Lavender Eucalyptus, Coffee Vanilla, Cedar Rosemary, Rose Sandalwood, Lemon Basil, or Melon Lime. Go cozy, spicy, grounding, or straight-up decadent. Mixing and matching isn’t just allowed — it’s encouraged.
💗 Valentine’s Day may be once a year.
But good touch? That’s a habit worth keeping.
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We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
