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Grown Ass Woman Gift Box.

Grown Ass Woman Gift Box.

Regular price $40.99 USD
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Ever notice how "funny gift" and "quality gift" rarely overlap? Yeah. We believe you deserve premium bath productsĀ andĀ a chuckle. Embrace a funny bath gift that's all natural and handmade.

Great presentation, secure shipping: The hot pink gable box with ribbon and loofah pad, plus free shipping, are always part of the Badgerface gift set experience.

Celebrate Her Strength with a Grown Ass Woman Gift Box.

We all have those one friend who leaves us in absolute awe. Don't we? I mean, whether it's growing a gorgeous flower garden or doing her own brake job, there's no denying she's capable AF.Ā 

Wouldn't it be nice to give her a gift to celebrate her power? A gift to help her take care of those hardworking hands, and maybe also say:

Attention, grown ass woman. It's time to pamper those hands that rule the world!

A Woman Empowerment Gift That's Actually Quality.

Ever notice how "funny gift" and "quality gift" rarely cross paths? Yeah. What is it about special occasions that screamsĀ Buy me a bunch of novelty crap!? We believe you deserve the best in natural, artisan bath products AND uniquely spicy humor. Call it a revolutionary act.Ā 

Our Grown Ass Woman Gift Set Includes:

  • The Large GiftĀ SetĀ includes everything shown in the listing photo, including a Grown Ass Woman hand scrub, a Bitchberry body butter, Hand balm, cuticle balm, a suite of nail tools, and a Lotion bar in the scnet of your choice.
  • The Medium Gift SetĀ includes the Grown Ass Woman hand scrub, the Bitchberry body butter, and the Lotion bar.
  • The Small Gift SetĀ includesĀ eitherĀ the Grown Ass Woman hand scrub OR the Bitchberry body butter, plus the lotion bar.Ā (There's a guide to lotion bar scents belowšŸ‘‡.)

Now that you've selected the perfect recipient from our gift list, it's time to seal the deal. Did you know we're not only natural, we're cruelty-free and eco friendly, too? That's right. We're about 95 percent plastic-free with our packaging and shipping, and getting closer all the time. And we never test on animals. So what are you waiting for? Give her the treat she fucking deserves and show the world she's a force to be reckoned with.

You know she fucking deserves it.

Lotion Bar Scent Options:

Lavender HazeĀ - lavender, eucalyptus & lemon verbena
Purple PersuasionĀ - Lilac patchouli
RosĆ© SashayĀ - Rose and sandalwood
Kinky as FuckĀ - Rose, vanilla & ginger
Mellow MelonĀ - Cantaloupe, lime, and black pepper
Spicy FuckingĀ - Cinnamon ginger spice
Java as FuckĀ - Coffee, vanilla, & orange
Herbal FervorĀ - Basil lemon rosemary
Tingly as FuckĀ - Peppermint eucalyptus
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  • All orders ship within two business days.
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How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. šŸ’Ø

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.