Pamper Your Ass Gift Set.
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This is not your polite little spa gift. This is the one she opens, laughs at, and immediately wants to use. It's a full-blown "you get me" moment in a custom self-care gift.
š Build her perfect boxāpick the size, choose the scent, and make it hers.
This isn't some generic spa gift. Itās the one she opens, laughs at, and actually usesāevery single piece.
Real Customers Say...
"Iāve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iād buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
The small gift box contains: A creamy ginger-spiked sugar scrub called Vanilla Afterglow, a lavender champagne lip balm called Posh Motherpucker, and a solid lotion bar of your choice. (There's a guide to smells below. š)
The medium gift box contains: The vanilla sugar scrub, the Posh lip balm, and the solid lotion bar of your choice, plus a ginger coconut-scented bath bomb called You da Bomb.
The large gift box contains: The vanilla sugar scrub, the lavender lip balm, the solid lotion bar of your choice, the You da Bomb bath bomb, plus a lavender sage bath salt called Simmah Down, bitch. š¤£
This Is Not a Subtle Hint to Relax.
This is the gift for the woman whoās running on caffeine, spite, and approximately four uninterrupted minutes of peace per week.
The one who says sheās āfineā while actively stress-cleaning her kitchen at 11pm.
The one who desperately needs a breakābut would never book herself one.
Build Her Perfect Escape Hatch.
Pick the size. Choose the scent. Build a gift that feels thoughtful, personal, and way more fun than another boring candle.
Whether sheās into fruity, cozy, fresh, minty, or floral scents, you can customize this set to match exactly the kind of exhale she needs right now.
Why This Gift Works So Damn Well.
Because itās funny without feeling cheap.
Because it feels indulgent without being pretentious.
Because it says:
āHey. Your stress levels are concerning. Please go sit in hot water immediately.ā
And because honestly? Everyone deserves at least one uninterrupted self-care moment where nobody needs anything from them.
Perfect For:
- Burned-out besties
- Overworked moms
- Breakup recovery
- Stressful jobs
- Care packages
- āThinking of youā gifts
- Existential dread
- Anyone one minor inconvenience away from losing it
Warning!
May causeĀ dramatic declarations of āI needed this SO BAD" from the recipient.
Ever notice how "funny gift" and "quality gift" rarely overlap? Yeah. We believe you deserve premium bath products and a chuckle.
The hot pink gable box with ribbon and loofah pad, plus free shipping, are always part of the Badgerface gift set experience.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. šØ
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
What lotion bar scent are you vibing with? Choose the one you'd like up by the Add to Cart button above. Explore the scent profiles - and their hilarious names below. š
Lavender Haze - Lavender & eucalyptus with a hint of lemon verbena
RosƩ Sashay - Rose & sandalwood
Mellow Melon - Cantaloupe, lime, & black pepper
Ocean Rain - Sea salt, balsam fir, and lime
Spicy Fucking - Cinnamon and ginger with warming spices
Kinky as Fuck - Vanilla, rose, ginger
Herbal Fervor - Lemon basil & rosemary
Tingly as Fuck - Peppermint & eucalyptus with cooling menthol
Femme No Filter - Ginger & pink grapefruit with a splash of strawberry
Slow Burn - Honey, vanilla, cardamom
Java as Fuck - Coffee & vanilla with a hint of coriander
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You don't need fixing.
Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! Itās completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that itās eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If youāre looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. Iāve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iād buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
š„ Body positive š„
Weāre intoĀ you.Ā Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever youāre rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but weāre SO not about all that. You do you. Itās working.
š„ Accessible š„
Listen, skin care doesnāt need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesnāt. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isnāt a privilege. Itās meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
š„ All good shit š„
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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Bought this as a gift/housewarming gift for a friend - she loves it! My partner surprises me with Badgerface for the holidays and I couldn't recommend it more!
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