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Herbal Fervor Lotion Bar.
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Dry skin? Fuck that noise. This lemon basil lotion bar melts on contact, slathers on smooth, and leaves you smelling fresh as hell—no crusty bottles, no greasy bullshit.
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Texture: Firm, non-greasy solid
Size: 1.5 ounces / 42.5 grams by weight
Packaging: Choose a sturdy aluminum travel tin or an eco friendly vellum wrapper for your lotion bar.
Lemon Basil Lotion Bar: Pure-Ass Moisture, Zero Bullshit
Natural AF Skincare That Actually Works.
Our lemon shea butter lotion bar is loaded with coconut oil, shea butter, and zero patience for dry skin drama. Wrinkles? Scars? Rashes? Insect bites? Shea butter doesn't just soothe—it shuts that shit down.
Smells So Fresh It Should Be Illegal.
Infused with lemon, basil, and rosemary essential oils, this bar smells like sunshine punched a basil plant in the face (in a good way). It's so refreshing, even the Irish Spring guy would cry into his sad little soap bar.
Melt. Glide. Conquer.
Forget crusty-ass lotion bottles. This solid bar melts right into your skin with just your body heat—no streaks, no sticky mess, no "what the hell is this slime" moments. Just pure, silky badassery in a compostable wrapper.
So go rub this magic all over and glow like the gloriously moisturized legend you are.
Coconut oil, shea butter, beeswax, mica, turmeric, lemon essential oil, basil essential oil, rosemary essential oil.
Unwrap and rub gently on dry skin, focusing on problem areas like elbows, knees, and heels. Pro tip: for peak absorption, use fresh-from-the-shower after you've toweled off.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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You don't need fixing.
Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Why Our Skincare is Different (and Better).
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
Holy Heck, We've Been Featured!
I absolutely love this scent! This is the first time I've used a lotion bar, and I wasn't sure how it would work on dry winter skin, it was much more moisturizing than many other lotions I have tried.
Santa put this herbal lotion bar in my adult niece’s stocking. She had a good laugh after reading the label and liked the scent. Santa’s order from this seller arrived lightning fast from all the way across the country, which was not expected considering holiday orders placed from closer states got stuck at post offices, so it was a very pleasant surprise.
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