Edible Massage Oils

It tastes damn good. Our massage oils are flavored with natural extracts, not synthetic “candy” chemicals or weird floral junk that leaves you tasting like department store potpourri. Think juicy, rich, actually-edible flavor you’d want seconds of—because we made it to taste good, not just not bad. No bitter aftertaste, no fake sweetener weirdness, no perfume vibes. Just warm, subtle, lick-worthy goodness that feels like a treat—for you and your partner.

You’ll feel slippery—in the good way. Our formula is light, smooth, and melts right into skin for that silky-glide finish that makes touch feel magical. It’s never sticky, tacky, or weirdly greasy. No dripping, no pooling, no “ugh, I need a shower” regret. Just a skin-loving slip that stays workable long enough for a proper massage and absorbs beautifully when you’re done. The afterglow? Soft, touchable skin with a faint scent and zero residue.

Yup. We use a base of plant-derived oils that are naturally nourishing and gentle—even for folks with reactive, fussy, or eczema-prone skin. No added dyes, no parabens, no mystery chemicals. Just the good stuff. Of course, if you're hyper-sensitive or have known allergies, do a quick patch test first (you know your skin better than we do). But this formula was built to feel amazing—not cause a reaction.

Yes to oral, yes to external fun, yes to rubbing it everywhere. Our oils are sugar-free, so they won’t feed yeast or mess with your natural pH like some of those candy-sweet “flavored” lubes. They’re safe for oral sex and external use on all bits and pieces.

BUT. Like all oil-based products, this is not latex condom-friendly—it can break down latex and leave you unprotected. If you’re using condoms or toys, stick with silicone-safe materials (like glass, metal, or 100% silicone) or save the oil for foreplay. TL;DR: safe for mouths and parts, not for latex.

Oh, let us count the ways. Start with a few drops in your hands and warm it up—then go to town. Perfect for full-body massage, a little back rub turned steamy, or just moisturizing dry skin with flair. Drizzle on thighs, necks, backs, bellies… wherever feels good. And yes, it’s 100% edible, so if things happen to escalate? You’re already covered.

No need to rinse off, either—it soaks in gently over time, leaving skin soft, hydrated, and kissably scented. Basically: rub, taste, repeat.