Lavender Cupcake Edible Massage Oil.
Lavender Cupcake Edible Massage Oil.
959 in stock
Tastes like: Rich, creamy vanilla spiked with real lavender essential oil.
Massage oil ingredients: Coconut oil, fractionated coconut oil, natural flavor.
Size: 2.7 ounces / 76.5 grams.
Packaging: Ultra-lightweight aluminum bottle with pump top.
Lavender Massage Oil: Awaken Your Senses.
Can we just be honest with each other and admit that sex usually doesn't taste great? (I mean, unless you're really into dank, salty sweat.)
Imagine sexy times that taste bakery-sweet and delectable. A swirl of sweet, natural vanilla perked up with pure lavender essential oil. Sounds pretty good, right? Rub them down to get in the mood, focusing on spots you want to kiss later. It'll taste so good when you do!
A Massage Oil for Women Who Love Themselves.
Newsflash: love does not require another person. Not even a little bit. So why wait to indulge in something sensual?
Listen, maybe your life partner is your dog, or your best friend, or your vibrator. You can still enjoy a massage. You can reach your own neck, face, or feet (probably), and there's a lot you can do there. Rub your own upper arm with this edible lavender massage oil, then nibble yourself. That's right. Why not? You taste fucking delicious!
Don't wait. Rub yourself the right way today.
For more: Self-Massage Techniques.
Delightful gifts for your favorite misanthrope.
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How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within two business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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