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Romantic Massage Oil Bar.

Romantic Massage Oil Bar.

Regular price $12.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $12.99 USD
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994 in stock

Size: Approximately 2 5/8" inches across and 1.5 oz

Smells like: Anything you want! It's available in nine flavors.

Massage oil bar ingredients: Coconut oil, shea butter, beeswax, mica, natural essential oils and extracts.

Unleash the Night with our Romantic Massage Oil Bar.

Get ready to ignite the passion and dive into an unforgettable fuckfest with our romantic massage oil bar.. These dope-ass bars are designed to kickstart your night with a face-melting experience that will leave you and your partner craving for more. Prepare for mind-blowing moves and see the sheer delight on their face as you slip this little doozy into their hand.

100% Pure-Ass Natural Pleasure: Our romantic lotion bars are all about pure-ass natural goodness. No synthetic crap here. Just the finest ingredients to enhance your intimate encounters.

Nourish Your Desires: Packed with nourishing shea butter, these bars not only amp up the pleasure but also care for your skin. Get ready to have your joint worked on or indulge in some serious porking. No judgement. Our shea butter bars have got you covered.

Cruelty-Free Ecstasy: We believe in pleasure without cruelty. Rest assured, our products are never tested on animals. So you can indulge guilt-free, knowing that your pleasure doesn't come at the expense of innocent creatures.

So go ahead, you adventurous bitch. Grab your LET'S FUCK lotion bar and get ready for a pleasure-packed night. It's time to unleash your inner sex goddess and make memories that will leave you breathless.

Enjoy your extra-kinky sack sesh and embrace the pleasure that awaits.

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How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.