Go the Fuck to Sleep Gift Set.
Go the Fuck to Sleep Gift Set.
999 in stock
A hilarious novelty gift - packed with quality products. Because we believe you can have both humor and natural, effective skincare products.
Safe shipping, bold presentation: Gift sets are securely packed and shipped FREE within 1-2 business days.
A Sleep Well Gift Set to Save Her Day.
Giving a sleep gift set is the perfect opportunity to be completely selfish while coming off as thoughtful.
I mean, SURE you want her to get a better night's sleep because it's good for her, blah blah blah. But let's be honest, you need her to be well-rested so she can handle your hot mess of a life. Right? Without her, you'd be lost.
It's ok. I feel you. My bestie is the only thing holding me together, too.
A Natural Gift for Better Sleep to Send Her Off to Happy Slumber.
We've packed the ultimate relaxing products into our sleep well give set.
She can kick off her bedtime ritual with a relaxing bath in our Simmah Down Bitch milk bath, and a nourishing bit of pampering her dry skin with our Zen as Fuck body scrub and lotion bar. Then, she mists her pillow with Suck it, Insomnia pillow mist and slips on our satin eye mask. Now she's truly and thoroughly prepared to enter dreamland.
Our Sleep Well Gift Set Contains:
- The Large Gift Set includes all six items shown in the listing photo, including our Simmah Down Bitch milk bath, Zen as Fuck body scrub, Suck It Insomnia sleep spray, satin sleep mask, Lavender lip balm, and Lotion bar of your choice.
- The Medium Gift Set includes the Zen body scrub, Suck It Insomnia spray, and the Lotion bar.
- The Small Gift Set includes the Zen body scrub and the lotion bar of your choice. (There's a guide to scents below 👇.)
A Sleep Gift Set to Solve Her Shit.
Let's cut to the chase. We have the solution for her sleep woes right here. Consider it the magic potion for dreamy nights and sanity-restoring slumber. This is her ticket to waking up refreshed, ready to tackle the world (and your shit) with grace and pants intact. Trust me, this is the game-changer she's been waiting for.
Now help her go the fuck to sleep!
Lotion Bar Scent Options:
Lavender Haze - lavender, eucalyptus & lemon verbena
Purple Persuasion - Lilac patchouli
Rosé Sashay - Rose and sandalwood
Kinky as Fuck - Rose, vanilla & ginger
Mellow Melon - Cantaloupe, lime, and black pepper
Spicy Fucking - Cinnamon ginger spice
Java as Fuck - Coffee, vanilla, & orange
Herbal Fervor - Basil lemon rosemary
Tingly as Fuck - Peppermint eucalyptus
Delightful gifts for your favorite misanthrope.
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How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within two business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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