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CROWD FAVORITES FOR THE UN-FUCK-WITH-ABLE.


Power tools for people who moisturize with a middle finger raised. Get yourself something that doesn't suck today.

This Christmas lip balm will elevate your skincare routine by incorporating a natural Lip balm. It's made by Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Festive as Fuck Lip Balm.

$7.99

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This Patriarchy Repellent Body Spray makes a perfect funny feminist gift. It's made with natural essential oils.
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Patriarchy Repellent Body Spray.

$14.99

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$14.99

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Nourish your lips with our soft, exfoliating - and delicious - best lip scrub for dry lips.
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Wine Lips Sugar Lip Scrub.

$8.49

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The label on Badgerface Beauty Supply's ultimate relaxation gift set reads, "Pamper your ass," and it's packed with natural bath products.

Pamper Your Ass Gift Set.

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This candy cane body butter is scented with vanilla and peppermint.

Merri-Mint Whipped Body Butter.

$18.99

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Spice up your sack sesh! This warming, edible massage oil bursts with sweet, spicy cinnamon, playfully daring your partner to lick off every last drop. 😳🔥

Cinnamon Seduction Edible Massage Oil.

$16.99

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This Go Fig Yourself body butter is scented with Mediterranean fig, honey, and black pepper.

Go Fig Yourself Whipped Body Butter.

$18.99

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Let our sensual massage oil bar elevate your game. It makes the perfect unique, sexy gift for Valentine's Day.

Kinky as Fuck Massage Bar.

from $10.99

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This coconut face scrub will exfoliate and nourish your skin with the natural goodness of coconut oil.

Coconut Mango Resting Bitch Face Scrub.

$19.99

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$19.99

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This romantic massage oil bar makes a great horny gift for your boyfriend. Maybe for Valentine's Day?
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Let's Fuck Massage Bar.

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This white elephant gift for adults includes a wealth of natural bath products, including foaming sugar scrub and massage bar.
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Ho Fucking Ho, Motherfuckers Gift Set.

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Experience the brightening benefits of turmeric with this routine, featuring, face scrub, lotion, toner, and face mask.

The COMPLETE Glow-Getter Bundle.

$119.99

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$119.99

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Badgerface Bestsellers.

When it comes to natural self-care, why settle for anything less than badass? Our bestselling collection features customer-favorite skincare, plastic-free personal care, and funny bath gifts designed to make you feel good without the beauty industry B.S. Whether you're shopping for yourself or snagging a gift that’ll actually get used, these are the tried-and-true essentials.

Check out top picks like our plant-powered natural insect repellent, indulgent coconut body butter, and laugh-out-loud funny bath gifts that turn everyday routines into tiny acts of rebellion. Every product is cruelty-free, eco-friendly, and powered by real ingredients—because taking care of yourself should feel like a joy, not a chore.

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