The Glow-Getter Bundle.

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Take the Guesswork Out of Your Skincare Routine.

No matter who you are, this shit will work for you. Dry skin? Sensitive skin? Oily skin? Glowface has active ingredients that play well with all skin types. We got hyaluronic acid to firm things up, n-acetyl glucosamine and sodium lactate to brighten, and a whole host of vitamins to boost and balance. 

For daily use, spritz the toner in your palms then smooth onto your face, and follow with a swipe of the face lotion. Takes two minutes. How low maintenance is that?

Once a week, hit the face scrub and face mask - which BY THE WAY will mix up with water, ACV, witch hazel, lemon juice, yogurt... basically anything you want. 

Glowface, the Sunny Yellow Queen to Help You Cope.

Say hello to GLOWFACE, our new skincare line that's here to kick some serious aging ass. This motherfucker is STACKED, starting with the sunny yellow queen of woo-woo skincare ingredients: turmeric. But that's not all. Our brightening facial scrub brings you a moisturizing squad of butters and oils, honey, and the exfoliating magic of oatmeal and granulated sugar. It's like a sunny yellow explosion of B3, C, and E vitamins for your beautiful face.

Face Brightening Benefits to Help You Act Your Age.

So the wise bitches say we should accept age with grace and wisdom, huh? Well, I've got a different plan. Acceptance sounds too much like frowning into the mirror, realizing you're not 25 anymore, and thinking there's nothing you can do. But I say, let's take inventory and then take action. Who's with me?

Aging is traumatic, but we can fucking do something about it.