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Spiked Suckerpunch Lip Balm.
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A bold, all-natural lip balm that tastes like fall and acts like it owns the damn orchard. Cozy up—your lips deserve it.
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Texture: Smooth solid
Size: .2 ounces / 5 grams by volume.
Cozy Up with Apple Cider Lip Balm That Slaps
If you'd ditch summer cocktails for spiked cider by a fire, this one's your jam. Our Apple Cider Lip Balm brings all the fall flavor, none of the fake crap. Just nourishing, cozy-ass comfort for your lips—with a side of sass.
Why Our Apple Cider Lip Balm Rocks
• 100% Natural Ingredients – No fake bullshit. Just pure-ass plant power for your precious pout.
• Shea Butter Softness – Real shea butter for lips that deserve more than waxy gas station sticks.
• Cruelty-Free Always – We don’t test on animals. Only on ourselves (and we look damn good).
• Eco-Chic Packaging – Compostable paperboard tube, because the planet shouldn’t pay for your soft lips.
• Preservative-Free Power – You won't find weird junk or chemical fillers in here. Just the good shit.
Fall Vibes for Your Face Hole
This is your go-to balm for crisp air, cozy sweaters, and telling people to fuck off—but politely, because your lips are too smooth to argue. Bold, natural, and deliciously sassy. Your mouth will thank you.
Beeswax, shea butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, mica, apple extract, cranberry extract, rum extract, cinnamon essential oil, and vitamin E.
Apply as needed to dry lips whenever they need nourishment. Use the nifty bobby pin included with your order to raise the product when it gets low.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Why Our Skincare is Different (and Better).
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
Holy Heck, We've Been Featured!
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Nice mix of the apple-rum-cranberry-cinnamon scent! Smells rich, fruity, and very autumnal. The lip balm is hard in texture, and leaves a smooth wax over the lips. Great for bedtime or harsh weather, since the waxy balm will stay on your lips longer and protect against dryness. The cardboard packaging is very nice; I love not having any plastic involved.
Absolutely love this lip balm! My new favorite!
DON'T STOP THE PARTY, YOU'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!
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