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Brightening Facial Scrub.

Brightening Facial Scrub.

Regular price $18.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $18.99 USD
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Size: Approximately 2 1/2 inches tall and 2 inches wide, and 4 ounces by volume.

Smells like: Juicy lemons balanced with earthy carrot and sweet peach.

Face scrub ingredients: Coconut oil, shea butter, honey, apricot kernel oil, granulated sugar, cornstarch, granulated lemon zest, ground turmeric, sodium cocoyl isethionate, vitamin B3, vitamin C, vitamin E, lemon essential oil, carrot extract, and peach extract

Face Brightening Benefits to Help You Act Your Age.

So the wise bitches say we should accept age with grace and wisdom, huh? Well, I've got a different plan. Acceptance sounds too much like frowning into the mirror, realizing you're not 25 anymore, and thinking there's nothing you can do. But I say, let's take inventory and then take action. Who's with me?

Meet Our Face Scrub for Glowing Skin.

Turning forty is traumatic, frozen margarita in hand or not. Anyone else want to share? Discovering you have a teenager is scary (I have a teenage cat, does that count?). And let's not forget the ADS, motherfuckers. Somehow the algorithm lasers in on our insecurities with ads for vein removal, tinkle razors, and blood pressure meds. Yeah. Shit's getting real.

Glowface, the Sunny Yellow Queen to Help You Cope.

Say hello to GLOWFACE, our new skincare line that's here to kick some serious aging ass. This motherfucker is STACKED, starting with the sunny yellow queen of woo-woo skincare ingredients: turmeric. But that's not all. Our brightening facial scrub brings you a moisturizing squad of butters and oils, honey, and the exfoliating magic of oatmeal and granulated sugar. It's like a sunny yellow explosion of B3, C, and E vitamins for your beautiful face.

Aging is traumatic, but we can fucking do something about it.

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How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.