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Coconut Mango Resting Bitch Face Scrub.
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This creamy coconut face scrub gently exfoliates dry skin with zero bullshit. Packed with coconut oil, shea, and jojoba, it hydrates, softens, and smells like a tropical getaway for your face.
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Texture: Creamy, lightly exfoliating solid
Size: 4 ounces / 113.4 grams by volume.
Packaging: Recyclable glass jar with BPA-free metal lid.
Coconut Face Scrub for Dry Skin That's Seen Some Shit
Let’s be real: skin gets crusty, pores get clogged, and sometimes your face just needs a little tough love. This creamy coconut face scrub doesn’t judge—it just shows up and does the damn job. Whether you’re flaking out or dealing with dull vibes, this tropical powerhouse buffs, nourishes, and leaves your face feeling fresh as hell.
Why Coconut Is Good for Skin (and Your Sanity)
Coconut oil isn’t just kitchen magic—it’s skincare voodoo. We’ve mixed it up with shea butter and jojoba oil for deep moisture, plus a gentle sugar scrub to sweep away all the crap your face has been collecting. Coconut milk powder and mango extract add a dose of paradise, so your routine smells like a vacation and works like a charm.
Gentle Face Scrub for Dry Skin—With Zero Bullshit
Dry skin? Sensitive skin? This scrub’s got you. It exfoliates without being a jerk about it, all while delivering serious hydration. No microbeads, no sketchy fillers, and no testing on animals (ever). Just badass, cruelty-free skincare that leaves you glowing—not greasy, not raw, just fucking radiant.
Granulated sugar, cornstarch, coconut oil, shea butter, jojoba oil, coconut milk powder, mango powder, sodium cocoyl isethionate, vitamin E, and mango extract
To use, mash a small amount in your palm with a few drops of water, then apply to face in a gentle circular motion. Rinse with warm water.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Why Our Skincare is Different (and Better).
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
Holy Heck, We've Been Featured!
I am 73 and was amazed at how soft my face felt after using this scrub..the BEST I have ever used!
I bought this as a gift for my daughter because I love all them so much!!!
I have loved everything I have ever ordered from this company, hands down. Their products are amazing and I love that I’m adding my voice in a small way to “fuck the patriarchy “. Carry on, warriors, you rock. 💛
My face felt moisturized and soft after using this scrub.
Repeated customer, this stuff is phenomenal for a few times a week use. Face wash and then use this for a cleaner face especially working outdoors to get all the oil, dirt, and grime off and feeling refreshed afterwards.
DON'T STOP THE PARTY, YOU'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!
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