Kelp & Dead Sea Resting Bitch Face Scrub.
Kelp & Dead Sea Resting Bitch Face Scrub.
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Size:Â Approximately 2 1/2 inches tall and 2 inches wide, and 4 ounces by volume.
Smells like: Seaweed - that's super great for your skin, but smells a little funky - and a hint of lavender.
Face scrub ingredients: Cornstarch, dead sea salt, kelp powder, pumice, shea butter, sodium cocoyl isethionate, sunflower oil, argan oil, vitamin E, and lavender essential oil
A Smoothing Face Scrub to Solve Your Skin Shit.
Let's get real for a moment. We all have our dirty little secrets when it comes to our faces. No judgment here, because we're all only human bitches. From blocked pores to oily skin that just won't stop, we could all use some help balancing shit out from time to time.
Embrace the Dead Sea Benefits with this Face Scrub.
Behold: the smoothing face scrub you've been waiting for. Dead sea salt delivers trace minerals deep into pores, toning and tightening, while argan oil benefits your skin's elasticity with rich oleic acids. Meanwhile, the seaweed serves to balance oil production, making this one of the best face scrubs for oily skin.
Experience the difference that using dead sea salt, argan oil, and kelp for face care can bring.
Elevate Your Routine with Artisan, Cruelty-Free Skincare.
Isn't it nice to know this smoothing face scrub is made completely by hand, one natural ingredient at a time? I know, right? We could all benefit from a little more transparency, especially in the skincare realm. We're woman-owned and run, based in upstate New York, and totally eco friendly. Plus, we never test on animals, and there are no preservatives or fake shit. Just pure, kick-ass goodness for your face.
Scrub your nasty bitch face. It fucking needs it.








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Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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