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The nourishing minerals in our smoothing face scrub will make your skin glow.
Enjoy the creamy texture and dead sea benefits of our sea kelp face scrub, made with argan oil.
Use this smoothing face scrub once a week to brighten and exfoliate tired skin.
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The nourishing minerals in our smoothing face scrub will make your skin glow.

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Kelp & Dead Sea Resting Bitch Face Scrub.

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This smoothing dead sea face scrub gently exfoliates, clears pores, and balances oily skin with kelp, argan oil, and zero fake shit.

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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH

Texture: Creamy, exfoliating solid

Size: 4 ounces / 113.4 grams by volume.

Packaging: Recyclable glass jar with BPA-free metal lid.

Dead Sea Face Scrub for Oily, Over-It Skin

Your face isn’t a problem to fix—it’s a badass canvas that sometimes needs a little detox. This smoothing face scrub is made for oily skin, blocked pores, and that slick, “why am I shiny again?” feeling. Exfoliate gently, balance oil, and kick buildup to the curb without drying your skin out.

Dead Sea Salt, Argan Oil, and Kelp—Because Nature Knows Her Shit

This scrub isn’t here to mess around. Dead sea salt brings deep-cleansing minerals to clear pores and tighten things up. Argan oil hydrates without clogging your face, and seaweed (yep, kelp!) helps balance oil like a skincare wizard. The texture’s smooth, the scent’s fresh, and the glow? Real as hell.

Artisan, Cruelty-Free Skincare You Can Trust

Made by hand in upstate New York by two badass women, this scrub skips preservatives and fake shit entirely. No animal testing, no plastic-packed nonsense—just natural ingredients that actually do something. Toss your overpriced “miracle” mask and scrub your nasty bitch face. It fucking needs it.

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What our customers say

Jeanine

First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!

Jess

The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!

Brittney

Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.

Samantha

I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.

Hannah

Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+

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We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.

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Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.

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None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?

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