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Kelp & Dead Sea Resting Bitch Face Scrub.
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This smoothing dead sea face scrub gently exfoliates, clears pores, and balances oily skin with kelp, argan oil, and zero fake shit.
Texture: Creamy, exfoliating solid
Size: 4 ounces / 113.4 grams by volume.
Packaging: Recyclable glass jar with BPA-free metal lid.



Dead Sea Face Scrub for Oily, Over-It Skin
Your face isnât a problem to fixâitâs a badass canvas that sometimes needs a little detox. This smoothing face scrub is made for oily skin, blocked pores, and that slick, âwhy am I shiny again?â feeling. Exfoliate gently, balance oil, and kick buildup to the curb without drying your skin out.
Dead Sea Salt, Argan Oil, and KelpâBecause Nature Knows Her Shit
This scrub isnât here to mess around. Dead sea salt brings deep-cleansing minerals to clear pores and tighten things up. Argan oil hydrates without clogging your face, and seaweed (yep, kelp!) helps balance oil like a skincare wizard. The textureâs smooth, the scentâs fresh, and the glow? Real as hell.
Artisan, Cruelty-Free Skincare You Can Trust
Made by hand in upstate New York by two badass women, this scrub skips preservatives and fake shit entirely. No animal testing, no plastic-packed nonsenseâjust natural ingredients that actually do something. Toss your overpriced âmiracleâ mask and scrub your nasty bitch face. It fucking needs it.
Cornstarch, dead sea salt, kelp powder, pumice, shea butter, sodium cocoyl isethionate, sunflower oil, argan oil, vitamin E, and lavender essential oil
To use, mash a small amount in your palm with a few drops of water, then apply to face in a gentle circular motion. Rinse with warm water.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. đ¨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
Because the cost of our glass jars shot up 20%âthanks to some genius-level trade policy moves. We're not into secrets, just self-care. So we adjusted prices to stay afloat and told you the damn truth.
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You don't need fixing.

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Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)

Treat your self AND your wallet.

All natural. No fake shit.

Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.

Made with rage and love.

Excellent, my skin loves it.
This is my favorite face scrub of ever. It makes my face feel so clean and so soft at the same time! You bitches do great work. Carry on!
This face scrub really makes a difference. Less dirty, less oily and more natural and vibrant. My face has never felt better. Itâs worth getting all that buildup off your face

Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
đĽ Body positive đĽ
Weâre into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever youâre rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but weâre SO not about all that. You do you. Itâs working.
đĽ Accessible đĽ
Listen, skin care doesnât need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesnât. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isnât a privilege. Itâs meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
đĽ All good shit đĽ
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
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