MILF Spa Gift Set.
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MILF Spa Gift Set.
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What were you thinking of doing instead? Going to the mall? This fabulously indulgent self-care bundle brings the sassy, decadent vibes.
👉 Build her perfect box—pick the size, choose the scent, and make it hers.
This isn't some generic spa gift. It’s the one she opens, laughs at, and actually uses—every single piece.
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
The small gift box contains: A foaming lavender geranium sugar scrub called Sweet Bitch, a Berry Fucking Pink lip balm (strawberry flavor), plus a solid lotion bar of your choice. (There's a guide to scents below👇.)
The medium gift box contains: The Sweet Bitch foaming sugar scrub, a basil grapefruit bath bomb called Carpe that Fucking Diem, the Berry Fucking Pink lip balm, and a solid lotion bar of your choice.
The large gift box contains: The foaming Sweet Bitch sugar scrub, the bath bomb, the lip balm and the solid lotion bar of your choice, plus a soothing green milk bath that's called Instant MILF. 🤣
For the Mom Who’s Still Hot, Still Funny, and Still Absolutely Losing Her Mind.
Motherhood is beautiful and magical and blah blah blah.
But also? She hasn’t slept properly in months, somebody’s always touching her, and there’s a nonzero chance she’s eaten cold macaroni over the sink this week.
This gift is for that mom.
The one who deserves something funny, useful, and just unhinged enough to make her cackle when she opens the box.
Build Her Perfect Survival Kit.
Pick the size. Choose the scent. Build a gift that feels personal without making you spiral trying to assemble the “perfect” Pinterest mom basket.
Whether she’s into calming scents, bright fruity vibes, cozy comfort, or something sexy enough to remind her she still exists outside motherhood, you can customize this set to fit her perfectly.
Why This Gift Absolutely Kills.
Because it’s funny without being cheap.
Because it acknowledges motherhood without turning her into a beige “mama bear” stereotype.
Because it says:
“I see you. You’re still a whole-ass person. Now go take a bath before you snap.”
And because honestly? New moms deserve gifts that feel like them — not just gifts about the baby.
Perfect For:
- New moms
- First Mother’s Day gifts
- Baby shower gifts with personality
- Postpartum care packages
- Push presents
- Sleep-deprived besties
- Moms who are one inconvenience away from crying in Target
Warning!
May cause your momma friend to remember she's still hot as fuck. 🔥
Ever notice how "funny gift" and "quality gift" rarely overlap? Yeah. We believe you deserve a funny bath gift that's all natural and hilarious.
The hot pink gable box with ribbon and loofah pad, plus free shipping, are always part of the Badgerface gift set experience.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
What lotion bar scent are you vibing with? Choose the one you'd like up by the Add to Cart button above. Explore the scent profiles - and their hilarious names below. 👇
Lavender Haze - Lavender & eucalyptus with a hint of lemon verbena
Rosé Sashay - Rose & sandalwood
Mellow Melon - Cantaloupe, lime, & black pepper
Ocean Rain - Sea salt, balsam fir, and lime
Spicy Fucking - Cinnamon and ginger with warming spices
Kinky as Fuck - Vanilla, rose, ginger
Herbal Fervor - Lemon basil & rosemary
Tingly as Fuck - Peppermint & eucalyptus with cooling menthol
Femme No Filter - Ginger & pink grapefruit with a splash of strawberry
Slow Burn - Honey, vanilla, cardamom
Java as Fuck - Coffee & vanilla with a hint of coriander
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You don't need fixing.
Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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