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Calm Your Tits Gift Set.
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Calm Your Tits Gift Set.
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👉 Build her perfect box—pick the size, choose the scent, and make it hers.
This isn't some generic spa gift. It’s the one she opens, laughs at, and actually uses—every single piece.
FREE SHIPPING FOR ALL GIFT SETS
100% ECO-FRIENDLY AND CRUELTY-FREE
BOLD, ORIGINAL, AND TOTALLY MEMORABLE
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
The Gift for the New Mom Who Desperately Needs Five Damn Minutes to Herself.
Everybody’s buying stuff for the baby.
Tiny socks. Tiny hats. Tiny little woodland creatures on everything.
Meanwhile, Mom is out here healing her body, running on no sleep, and wondering if she’ll ever drink a hot cup of coffee again.
This gift is for her.
Build Her Perfect Postpartum Survival Kit.
Pick the size. Choose the scent. Build a gift that feels personal, comforting, and way more thoughtful than another stack of pastel onesies. (badgerfacebeautysupply.com)
Whether she loves calming lavender, cozy warm scents, fresh clean vibes, or something bright enough to make her feel human again, you can customize this set to fit her perfectly.
What’s Inside?
This small-batch self-care gift set is packed with bath and body products designed for quick little moments of comfort during one of the most chaotic seasons of life.
Depending on the size selected, your new mom gift set may include:
- Whipped body butter
- Bath bomb
- Bath salts
- Lotion bar
- Lip balm
- Other tiny little luxuries for exhausted women hanging on by a hormonal thread
No filler. No junk. Just products she’ll actually use during those rare moments when nobody needs her for anything.
Why This Gift Hits So Hard.
Because it acknowledges her, not just the baby.
Because it’s funny without feeling tacky.
Because it says:
“You just squeezed a damn melon through your hoo-ha, please go sit in hot water."
And because honestly? New moms deserve gifts that feel comforting, indulgent, and a little bit hilarious. Reddit threads about useful gifts for new moms consistently mention easy, low-effort comfort items and bath/body products that help moms feel human again.
Handmade in Upstate NY with Love, Rage, and Mild Concern.
Everything is handmade in small batches using eco-friendly, cruelty-free ingredients and Badgerface’s signature loudmouth personality.
No sad beige motherhood energy. No fake luxury spa nonsense. No “wine mom” clichés.
Just really good self-care products for women surviving the beautiful chaos of new motherhood.
Perfect For:
- Baby shower gifts
- Push presents
- First Mother’s Day gifts
- Postpartum care packages
- Sleep-deprived besties
- Breastfeeding moms
- “Thinking of you” gifts
- Women who haven’t peed alone in weeks
Warning!
May cause:
- locking the bathroom door
- emotional support baths
- crying because “this is actually for ME”
- texts reading:
"I FEEL SO SEEN!!!"
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Orders ship within 2 business days.
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You don't need fixing.
No Dumb Plastic.
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Clean Ingredients.
All natural. No fake shit.
Handmade. Small Batch.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Woman-Owned.
Made with rage and love.
What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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