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Island Passion Edible Massage Oil.
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Tropical bliss in a bottle. Rub on this exotic blend of mango and pineapple, and transport yourself to a beach where the only thing you have to do is chill. Perfect for solo sessions, or if you just need to bring the vacation vibes to your neck. Ready for a little getaway?
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Texture: Lightweight, smooth, slippery oil.
Size: 2.7 ounces / 76.5 grams by volume
Packaging: Ultra-lightweight aluminum bottle with secure pump top.
A Deliciously Exotic Massage Oil.
Who says your partner has to be the one to initiate sexy times? You have needs, friend.
For those times when you want to fuck the subtlety and deliver the message - YO! I NEED A SACK SESH PRONTO! - we present this coconut massage oil for your consideration.
It's not just an all-natural massage oil, it's also an edible massage oil. Its luxurious coconutty base is flavored with tropical notes of pineapple and mango. It's so transportive, you'll be able to hear goddamn steel drums in the background.
The Best Sex of Your Life? Start with an Intimate Massage.
Listen up, guys, gals, and non-binary pals. We need to have a talk about the rapidly fucking vanishing art of foreplay.
It's so easy to rush through, isn't it? (I've been married 18 years. You can probably guess my answer.) I get it. You're busy. I'm busy. But just take a minute to slow down. What are you so eager to get back to? Scrolling past two dozen true crime documentaries you've already watched on Netflix?
In the spirit of foreplay - playful, comfortable, consensual foreplay - we offer this edible massage oil. Four delicious flavors Katie and I would both totally lick off someone. My favorite is this tropical-flavored fucking delight we're calling Island Passion.
Try one today. You might just surprise yourself.
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Want to Learn More? Read our Massage Oil Guides:
How do I use edible massage oil?
Edible massage oil vs. solid massage bars: What's the difference?
Coconut oil, fractionated coconut oil, natural flavoring oils.
☑️Flavored with natural food-safe flavor oils — never artificial fragrance.
Warm a few pumps between your hands, then gently massage your partner's skin. Pro tip: Focus on the spots you want to nibble later. You'll be glad you did!
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Why Our Skincare is Different (and Better).
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
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Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
Holy Heck, We've Been Featured!
I loved the blend of the mango and pineapple flavors.
Smells like a smoothie, in a good way. I was worried it’d be fake-fruity but it’s actually subtle and nice. Will try another flavor next
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I love the smell and he loves how it feels
Used this for back rubs and date night. Smells amazing and isn’t sticky. I like that it’s edible and doesn’t have chemicals.
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