Kinky as Fuck Massage Bar.
Kinky as Fuck Massage Bar.
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Size: Approximately 2 5/8" inches across and 1.5 oz
Smells like: Heady blooming roses sweetened with vanilla and spiced with fresh ginger.
Massage bar ingredients: Coconut oil, shea butter, beeswax, dried black beans, mica, vanilla extract, rose absolute, ginger essential oil.Â
Melt Into Bliss with this Sensual Massage Oil Bar.
Imagine the seductive scene: our sexy massage bar slowly melting on your partner's skin, igniting the flames of a face-melting fuckfest. We're not here to play games—when it comes to setting the mood, nothing screams "face-melting fucking" quite like a sensual massage.
• Pure-Ass Natural Pleasure: Badgers like us know how to do massages right, and that's why we've crafted this massage bar with 100% pure-ass natural skincare goodness. We take your pleasure seriously, so get ready to indulge in a sensory journey like no other.
• Smells like a Tropical Freaking Paradise: This massage bar boasts a delightful blend of vanilla, rose, and ginger extracts, leaving you smelling like Tahitian hotel bubble bath. Trust us, there's nothing better than smelling irresistibly enticing.
• Portable Luxury: With its compact size, our massage bar is your travel-friendly companion. Slip it into your bag and enjoy nourished skin on the go, without the hassle of leaky bottles or airport security drama.
So unwrap this shit and slather yourself the fuck up. You're welcome.











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Orders ship within two business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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