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"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Who says your partner has to be the one to initiate sexy times? You have needs, friend.
For those times when you want to fuck the subtlety and deliver the message - YO! I NEED A SACK SESH PRONTO! - we present this coconut massage oil for your consideration.
It's not just an all-natural massage oil, it's also an edible massage oil. Its luxurious coconutty base is flavored with tropical notes of pineapple and mango. It's so transportive, you'll be able to hear goddamn steel drums in the background.
Listen up, guys, gals, and non-binary pals. We need to have a talk about the rapidly fucking vanishing art of foreplay.
It's so easy to rush through, isn't it? (I've been married 17 years. You can probably guess my answer.) I get it. You're busy. I'm busy. But just take a minute to slow down. What are you so eager to get back to? Scrolling past two dozen true crime documentaries you've already watched on Netflix?
In the spirit of foreplay - playful, comfortable, consensual foreplay - we offer this edible massage oil. Four delicious flavors Katie and I would both totally lick off someone. My favorite is this tropical-flavored fucking delight we're calling Island Passion.
Try one today. You might just surprise yourself.
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First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
