Lavender Cupcake Edible Massage Oil.

Lavender Massage Oil: Awaken Your Senses.

Can we just be honest with each other and admit that sex usually doesn't taste great? (I mean, unless you're really into dank, salty sweat.)

Imagine sexy times that taste bakery-sweet and delectable. A swirl of sweet, natural vanilla perked up with pure lavender essential oil. Sounds pretty good, right? Rub them down to get in the mood, focusing on spots you want to kiss later. It'll taste so good when you do!

A Massage Oil for Women Who Love Themselves.

Newsflash: love does not require another person. Not even a little bit. So why wait to indulge in something sensual?

Listen, maybe your life partner is your dog, or your best friend, or your vibrator. You can still enjoy a massage. You can reach your own neck, face, or feet (probably), and there's a lot you can do there. Rub your own upper arm with this edible lavender massage oil, then nibble yourself. That's right. Why not? You taste fucking delicious!

Don't wait. Rub yourself the right way today.

For more: Self-Massage Techniques.

Lavender Cupcake Edible Massage Oil.

Regular price $14.99
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per

Tastes like rich, creamy vanilla spiked with real lavender essential oil.

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Looks innocent, but isn't! This edible lavender massage oil is infused with sweet, dreamy vanilla and lavender, making a delicious, kissable treat. šŸ§šŸ’‹
Lavender Cupcake Edible Massage Oil.
Regular price $14.99
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per
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Texture: Lightweight, smooth, slippery oil.

Size: 2.7 ounces / 76.5 grams by volume

Packaging: Ultra-lightweight aluminum bottle with pump top.

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Lavender Massage Oil: Awaken Your Senses.

Can we just be honest with each other and admit that sex usually doesn't taste great? (I mean, unless you're really into dank, salty sweat.)

Imagine sexy times that taste bakery-sweet and delectable. A swirl of sweet, natural vanilla perked up with pure lavender essential oil. Sounds pretty good, right? Rub them down to get in the mood, focusing on spots you want to kiss later. It'll taste so good when you do!

A Massage Oil for Women Who Love Themselves.

Newsflash: love does not require another person. Not even a little bit. So why wait to indulge in something sensual?

Listen, maybe your life partner is your dog, or your best friend, or your vibrator. You can still enjoy a massage. You can reach your own neck, face, or feet (probably), and there's a lot you can do there. Rub your own upper arm with this edible lavender massage oil, then nibble yourself. That's right. Why not? You taste fucking delicious!

Don't wait. Rub yourself the right way today.

For more: Self-Massage Techniques.

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