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Lavender Cupcake Edible Body Oil.
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Bakery-sweet + edible AF. This lavender vanilla massage oil tastes like cupcakes and feels like a damn good idea. Rub it on your lover—or your damn self. You don’t need a partner to feel sensual. You just need this bottle and a little free time. Go get delicious.
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Texture: Lightweight, smooth, slippery oil.
Size: 2.7 ounces / 76.5 grams by volume
Packaging: Ultra-lightweight aluminum bottle with secure pump top.
Lavender Massage Oil: Awaken Your Senses.
Can we just be honest with each other and admit that sex usually doesn't taste great? (I mean, unless you're really into dank, salty sweat.)
Imagine sexy times that taste bakery-sweet and delectable. A swirl of sweet, natural vanilla perked up with pure lavender essential oil. Sounds pretty good, right? Rub them down to get in the mood, focusing on spots you want to kiss later. It'll taste so good when you do!
A Massage Oil for Women Who Love Themselves.
Newsflash: love does not require another person. Not even a little bit. So why wait to indulge in something sensual?
Listen, maybe your life partner is your dog, or your best friend, or your vibrator. You can still enjoy a massage. You can reach your own neck, face, or feet (probably), and there's a lot you can do there. Rub your own upper arm with this edible lavender massage oil, then nibble yourself. That's right. Why not? You taste fucking delicious!
Don't wait. Rub yourself the right way today.
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Want to Learn More? Read our Massage Oil Guides:
How do I use edible massage oil?
Edible massage oil vs. solid massage bars: What's the difference?
Coconut oil, fractionated coconut oil, natural flavoring oils, lavender essential oil.
☑️Flavored with natural food-safe flavor oils — never artificial fragrance.
Warm a few pumps between your hands, then gently massage your partner's skin. Pro tip: Focus on the spots you want to nibble later. You'll be glad you did!
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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