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Spice shit up with something memorable AF today.🔥

Summer Skincare.

😎 SUN'S OUT, SELF CARE IS ON. 😎

Summer’s here and your skin deserves main character energy. We're talking baller products in the juiciest, most refreshing scents: scrubs, butters, and lotion bars. Add in your summer survival MVPs: Fuck Off Bugs stick AND spray, and Don't Fry Your Ass sunscreen stick. It’s hot girl hydration meets “don’t touch me, I’m glistening.

Fuck Off, Bugs Natural Bug Spray.

Fuck Off, Bugs Natural Bug Spray.

$16.99

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$16.99

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This pumice hand scrub for gardeners makes a great gift for anyone who's tough on their hands.

Grown Ass Woman Hand Scrub.

$16.99

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$16.99

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Hot Bitch Summer Kit.

Hot Bitch Summer Kit.

$59.99

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$59.99

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Polish away dryness and indulge in smooth, kissable lips with our luscious raspberry lip scrub. Sweet, soft, and totally addictive. Try only today. 💋
Top Rated

Berry Crème Sugar Lip Scrub.

$8.49

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$8.49

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This coconut face scrub will exfoliate and nourish your skin with the natural goodness of coconut oil.

Coconut Mango Resting Bitch Face Scrub.

$19.99

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$19.99

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Embrace a natural sunscreen alternative with this mineral sunscreen stick, made with zinc oxide and titanium dioxide.

Don't Fry Your Ass Sunscreen Stick.

$16.99

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$16.99

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Embrace the natural skincare decadence with this green tea body scrub.

Zen as Fuck Sugar Body Scrub.

$16.99

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$16.99

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Make it Rain Solid Lotion Bar.

Make it Rain Solid Lotion Bar.

from $10.99

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Experience strawberry lip balm made with the natural goodness of shea butter.

Berry Fucking Pink Lip Balm.

$7.99

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$7.99

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The best coconut body butter is scented with natural coconut extracts and whipped to lofty perfection.

Coco Loco Whipped Body Butter.

$19.99

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$19.99

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This natural bug repellent stick keeps the mosquitoes at bay using an effective blend of pure essential oils.
A Badgerface
Original

$16.99

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Banish dry skin with this melon body lotion bar, made by Badgerface Beauty Supply.
Founder's Choice

Mellow Melon Lotion Bar.

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Soothe your irritated underarms with this bicarbonate free natural deodorant, great for sensitive skin!

Stank Pits Deodorant, Blossom Scent.

$19.99

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$19.99

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Try a peppermint lip scrub that's truly nourishing and exfoliating today.
Founder's Choice

Mint Frost Sugar Lip Scrub.

$8.49

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$8.49

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This green tea body butter is scented with natural green tea and lemongrass, and whipped to lofty perfection.

Zen as Fuck Whipped Body Butter.

$19.99

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$19.99

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Coco Loco Whipped Body Butter.

Coco Loco Whipped Body Butter.

$19.99

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$19.99

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Hot Days, Cool Products, Zero Bullshit.

Hot weather calls for skincare that actually works—without the heavy chemicals, plastic packaging, or ten-step routines. Our summer skincare collection is built for sweat, sun, and everything in between. Whether you’re poolside, trail-bound, or just running errands in 500% humidity, these products are made to keep you feeling fucking fresh and fabulous.

Everything here is handmade with natural, skin-loving ingredients—no fillers, no fakery. We’re talking nourishing plant butters, lightweight butters, and essential oils that smell like actual joy. It’s eco-friendly, cruelty-free, and made to fit your real-ass life, not some influencer fantasy.

Not sure where to start? Try our Don't Fry Your Ass Sunscreen Stick for mineral-based sun protection without the greasy film. Swipe on Cooling
Mint Frost Lip Scrub
 when your pout needs a refresh, or smooth things over with a Mellow Melon Lotion Bar that melts into summer skin. And if the bugs are bugging? Grab our Fuck Off, Bugs Spray—because mosquito bites are not a vibe.

NOT DONE SPOILING YOURSELF?

Keep the Good Stuff Coming.

Summer’s great, but your skin’s got needs year-round. Explore our full collections of face, bath, and body care—each one handmade and zero-bullshit. Because why stop at glowing when you could be goddess-tier?

Frequently Asked Questions About Summer Skincare.

Is this stuff actually natural, or just pretending to be cute?

Oh, it’s the real deal. No greenwashing here—just plant-based ingredients, essential oils, and packaging that won’t haunt a landfill for 400 years. Cute and committed.

Will your sunscreen turn me into a ghost?

Nope. Don’t Fry Your Ass goes on smooth and rubs in fast—no chalky white cast, no weird smells, and no looking like you lost a fight with a powdered donut.

I love smelling like fruit salad in the summer. You got me?

THEN YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT FUCKING PLACE, YOU FABULOUS BITCH. Think citrus, berry, and minty-fresh goodness in our sugar scrubs, lip scrubs, and lotion bars. Juicy is a VIBE.

Will the bug spray make me smell like chemicals?

No, hell no. Our signature bug-repelling essential oil blend features citronella, cedar, lavender, and eucalyptus, and not a chemical in sight. 👀

Can I bring this stuff on vacation?

You better. Most of our skincare is solid, plastic-free, and TSA-friendly. Toss it in your beach bag, crossbody, glove box—whatever. No leaks, no drama

⛱ Seize your summer glow with a wealth of fresh, fruity skincare, from body scrubs to bug spray.