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Don't Fry Your Ass Sunscreen Stick.
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100% eco-friendly & cruelty-free
bold, original, and totally memorable
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
🔥 SUNBURN IS BULLSHIT. FIGHT BACK.
That tight, crispy, why-the-fuck-did-I-do-this-again feeling? Yeah, hard pass. This is your official notice: you don’t have to roast your ass to enjoy the sun. Grab a stick. Save your skin. Stop the sunburn spiral before it fucks up your week.
💥 MEET YOUR BADASS MINERAL SUNBLOCK STICK
Don’t Fry Your Ass is the compact-as-fuck, solid sunscreen stick that smells like vanilla-chamomile joy and slides on like a whole lotta smooth-ass butter. We loaded it with non-nano zinc oxide and titanium dioxide, so it actually works—not like that weak-ass chemical crap pretending to care about your dermis.
🌿 LIGHT-DUTY COVERAGE. ZERO FAKE SHIT.
This SPF 6–11 stick is your ride-or-die for daily sun exposure—not your excuse to fry at the beach all goddamn day. But for errands, dog walks, and surprise patio drinks? Hell yes.
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100% natural
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No preservatives
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No animal testing
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No synthetic fuckery
Moisturizing. Portable. Plastic-free. And ready to slap some sense into your skincare routine.
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Fast AF Fulfillment.
Orders ship within 2 business days.
Beauty Without Bullshit.
You don't need fixing.
No Dumb Plastic.
Packaging you can feel good about.
15k+ Happy Customers.
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Treat your self AND your wallet.
Clean Ingredients.
All natural. No fake shit.
Handmade. Small Batch.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Woman-Owned.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Why Our Skincare is Different (and Better).
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
Holy Heck, We've Been Featured!
DON'T STOP THE PARTY, YOU'RE JUST GETTING STARTED!
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