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Kick things up a notch. This intimate massage oil explodes with so much velvety chocolate and ripe cherry flavor, you'll want to lick off every last drop.
Fractionated coconut oil keeps our natural massage oil light and quick to absorb.
Buy the best massage oil online by reading reviews of this one, made by Badgerface Beauty Supply.
To use massage oil, apply 5-10 drops to hands before beginning massage. Reapply as needed.
Our massage oil is made with luscious natural flavors in a base of coconut oil.
Kick things up a notch. This intimate massage oil explodes with so much velvety chocolate and ripe cherry flavor, you'll want to lick off every last drop.

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Chocolate-Covered Cherry Edible Massage Oil.

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Because who says dessert’s just for your mouth? Get your sensual sweetness on with this decadent combo of chocolate and cherry. It’s like a dessert for your skin, and guess what—it tastes just as good as it smells. Massage, kiss, and savor every bite. (No shame in this indulgence.)

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Real Customers Say...

"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH

Texture: Lightweight, smooth, slippery oil.

Size: 2.7 ounces / 76.5 grams by volume

Packaging: Ultra-lightweight aluminum bottle with pump top.

Intimate Massage Oil: Your New Best Friend.

Listen up, guys, gals, and non-binary pals. Sometimes you need to get your point across, and sometimes that point is I need my bones jumped, pronto. Fuck the subtlety. You have needs!

Communicate suggestively, romantically, efficiently by just handing them this magical little bottle. The illustration on the front might just be enough to get them in your pants.

And if it isn't? Just read: Rub Me the Right Way. Your partner will be powerless to resist, and you don't even have to say a word. The wrong words are impossible when there are no words, so says Barbara Kingsolver. 

An Edible Massage Oil for Delicious Ecstasy.

Go ahead, give in to your hedonistic tendencies. Today, you are clearly a goddess, an object of worship and desire - and great, sexy sexy power. (Don't forget the power, that's the most important part. 😉) Today, you are going to slather yourself in luxuriously sensual edible massage oil - and then, you are going to let your partner lick it off.

Let them. Because they are merely mortal, but you? You are a goddess. Remember that.

The rich milk chocolate flavor punched up with notes of juicy black cherry will surprise their tongue. And their tongue? It might just surprise you. Try one today.

For more: The People-Pleaser's Guide to Empowered Sexual Intimacy.

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What our customers say

Jeanine

First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!

Jess

The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!

Brittney

Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.

Samantha

I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.

Hannah

Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+

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We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.

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Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.

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None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?

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