Collection: BODY: Lotion Bars & Massage Bars
Are you fed up with the goopy plastic bottle lotion game? Our solid lotion bars are the perfect solution for that. Made with nourishing shea butter and beeswax, our bars are solid at room temperature but melt into your skin upon contact, providing intense hydration without the mess.
Nourish your dry-ass hands with our natural lotion bars. And - in case you're ready to jump some bones - we make massage bars, too. Both are available zero-waste wrapped in compostable vellum or in a convenient travel tin, so you can please yourself, your partner, and the planet all at the same time.Â
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Fuck Off, Bugs Lotion Stick.
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Let's Fuck Massage Bar.
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Tingly as Fuck Massage Bar.
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Rosé Sashay Lotion Bar.
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Don't Fry Your Ass Sunscreen Stick.
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Herbal Fervor Lotion Bar.
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Java as Fuck Lotion Bar.
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Man Grease Lotion Bar.
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Lavender Haze Lotion Bar.
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Kinky as Fuck Massage Bar.
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Mellow Melon Lotion Bar.
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Purple Persuasion Lotion Bar.
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Spicy Fucking Massage Bar.
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