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Rosé Sashay Lotion Bar.
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Soft as hell. Smells like a garden party with secrets. This silky rose lotion bar melts on contact, leaving skin smooth, nourished, and subtly sexyâwithout the grandma vibes.
Texture: Firm, non-greasy solid
Size: 1.5 ounces / 42.5 grams by weight
Packaging: Choose a sturdy aluminum travel tin or an eco friendly vellum wrapper for your lotion bar.



A Solid Rose Lotion Bar That Doesnât Play Nice
This ain't your nanaâs rose perfume. Rose Sashay is a floral with a fuck-it attitudeâblending rose, sandalwood, and orchid into one sultry, skin-loving vibe. Itâs roses on fire. Itâs a velvet rebellion. Itâs the bloom that broke out of the garden party and danced barefoot at a desert rave.
100% Pure-Ass Goodness
No mystery goo. No synthetic crap. Just a badass blend of natural ingredients that love your skin like itâs the main character. Because it is.
Nourishing Fucking Shea Butter
Shea butter is the MVP of moistureâsoftening your skin, smoothing out the rough spots, and making you feel like a silky goddess who drinks water and minds her business.
Cruelty-Free Confidence
We donât test on animals. Ever. Because no one should suffer for your self-careânot even a little lab bunny. Feel good about feeling good.
Packaging That Slaps
Upgrade your vibe with a sleek-ass metal tin (optional, but sexy). Itâs perfect for travel, gifting, or just showing your bathroom shelf who's boss.
Preservative-Free Pleasure
No preservatives. No fillers. Just the real-deal, plant-based nourishment your skin cravesâwithout the fake shit weighing it down.
So go ahead. Unwrap this bar and slather yourself in botanical badassery. Smell like trouble in bloom.
Coconut oil, shea butter, beeswax, mica, rose absolute, sandalwood essential oil.
Unwrap and rub gently on dry skin, focusing on problem areas like elbows, knees, and heels. Pro tip: for peak absorption, use fresh-from-the-shower after you've toweled off.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. đš
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
Because the cost of our glass jars shot up 20%âthanks to some genius-level trade policy moves. We're not into secrets, just self-care. So we adjusted prices to stay afloat and told you the damn truth.
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Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)

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All natural. No fake shit.

Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.

Made with rage and love.

What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! Itâs completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that itâs eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If youâre looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. Iâve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iâd buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+

Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
đ„ Body positive đ„
Weâre into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever youâre rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but weâre SO not about all that. You do you. Itâs working.
đ„ Accessible đ„
Listen, skin care doesnât need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesnât. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isnât a privilege. Itâs meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
đ„ All good shit đ„
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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Rose Smells great, good quality of the items
I'm loving the subtle fragrance of the Java lotion and the intoxicating fragrance of the rose one. There are no bad solid lotions.
Love this lotion bar! Some are too hard and won't melt into your skin even using heavy pressure. NOT THIS! It's the perfect solid-moldable lotion bar that glides over the skin. Fragrance doesn't last very long but my skin feels amazing. That alone is worth it
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