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Fuck Cancer Gift Set.

Fuck Cancer Gift Set.

Regular price $54.99 USD
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A funny bath gift set that's all natural and handmade: Ever notice how "funny gift" and "quality gift" rarely overlap? Yeah. We believe you deserve premium bath products and a chuckle. 

Great presentation, secure shipping: The hot pink gable box with ribbon and loofah pad, plus free shipping, are always part of the Badgerface gift set experience.

A Funny Cancer Gift to Help her Unleash Her Inner Warrior.

Facing cancer sucks. We won't sugarcoat it. But guess what? She's tougher than she thinks, especially with you sticking by her. Let her forget her worries and dive into a hilarious box of goodies designed to make her journey less sucky and more manageable.

Deliver A Bundle of Strength and Support.

This natural, eco friendly, and cruelty free gift set is here to remind her she's not alone. From the luscious lip tin - great for brightening up any complexion - to the packet of middle finger confetti, each item is made by hand to bring comfort and encouragement when she needs it most.

Our Funny Cancer Gift Contains:

  • Boss Bitch Bath Bombto help her relax in a soothing bath. It smells like blueberries and lavender.
  • Barfy Bitch Body Spray, so she can conquer nausea wherever it rears its ugly head.
  • Lash Out! Eyelash Serum, to help regrow eyelashes and eyebrows, pronto.
  • Middle finger confetti, for enhancing any and all pity parties. It's ok. Have a fucking cry.
  • Lip Tint of your choice, to brighten things up when you're feeling crap.

Fuck Cancer, and Cheers to a Brighter Future!

Picture this: a year from now, she'll be sipping drinks, laughing, and looking back at this as a distant memory. Fucking hang in there, bitch. This box is small, but it's all the reminder you need that superior days are ahead. Kick cancer's ass.

Guide to Lip Tints

Pinot Noir – Flavors of blackberry and cranberry with a touch of cedar, vanilla, and anise
Cabernet – Cherries and cinnamon with a hint of vanilla and oak
Merlot—Full-bodied cherry with notes of cinnamon, vanilla, and coffee
Syrah—Flavors of plum and blackberry with a touch of anise and black pepper
Rosé—Strawberry-forward with notes of chamomile, sweet orange, and vanilla

 

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How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.