Fuck the Patriarchy Gift Set.
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Fuck the Patriarchy Gift Set.
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Give the gift of empowering vibes with this funny feminist gift set. Enjoy a little unapologetic pampering while telling the patriarchy where to stick it.
👉 Build her perfect box—pick the size, choose the scent, and make it hers.
This isn't some generic spa gift. It’s the one she opens, laughs at, and actually uses—every single piece.
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
The small gift box contains: A lavender-cedar-blackberry scented room spray called Patriarchy Repellent, a pink grapefruit lip balm Zesty Motherpucker, and a solid lotion bar of your choice. (There's a guide to smells below. 👇)
The medium gift box contains: The Patriarchy Repellent, the lip balm, and the solid lotion bar, plus a lavender blueberry sugar scrub called Boss Bitch, a packet of middle finger confetti, and an empowering sticker pack.
The large gift box contains: The room spray, lip balm, and solid lotion bar, the Boss Bitch scrub, the sticker and confetti, AND a lavender blueberry bath bomb called Boss Bitch.
The Gift for Women Who Are Done With Everyone’s Bullshit.
Some women want flowers.
Some women want peace.
And some women want to burn the whole system down while soaking in a hot bath with a face mask on.
This gift is for that woman.
The loud one. The opinionated one. The exhausted feminist who’s carrying the emotional labor of six people and still somehow remembering everyone’s birthdays.
Build Her Perfect Patriarchy-Smashing Care Package.
Pick the size. Choose the scent. Build a gift that feels personal, hilarious, and aggressively more memorable than another generic “girl power” mug.
Whether she loves cozy warm scents, bright citrus, calming herbal blends, or something bold enough to match her energy, you can customize this set to fit her perfectly.
Why This Gift Hits So Damn Hard.
Because it’s funny without feeling cheap.
Because it feels empowering without sounding like a corporate HR seminar.
Because it says:
“I support women’s rights and women’s wrongs.”
And because honestly? Feminists deserve gifts with actual personality.
Perfect For:
- Feminist besties
- Breakup recovery gifts
- Care packages
- Protest buddies
- Burned-out activists
- Birthday gifts
- Women’s empowerment gifts
- Anyone one bad headline away from screaming into the void 😡
Warning!
May cause rage baths, aggressively hydrated skin, and dramatic middle fingers raised toward societal expectations.
Ever notice how "funny gift" and "quality gift" rarely overlap? Yeah. We believe you deserve premium bath products and a chuckle.
The hot pink gable box with ribbon and loofah pad, plus free shipping, are always part of the Badgerface gift set experience.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
What lotion bar scent are you vibing with? Choose the one you'd like up by the Add to Cart button above. Explore the scent profiles - and their hilarious names below. 👇
Lavender Haze - Lavender & eucalyptus with a hint of lemon verbena
Rosé Sashay - Rose & sandalwood
Mellow Melon - Cantaloupe, lime, & black pepper
Ocean Rain - Sea salt, balsam fir, and lime
Spicy Fucking - Cinnamon and ginger with warming spices
Kinky as Fuck - Vanilla, rose, ginger
Herbal Fervor - Lemon basil & rosemary
Tingly as Fuck - Peppermint & eucalyptus with cooling menthol
Femme No Filter - Ginger & pink grapefruit with a splash of strawberry
Slow Burn - Honey, vanilla, cardamom
Java as Fuck - Coffee & vanilla with a hint of coriander
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Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
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🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
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Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
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None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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THE. BEST. GIFT. EVER.
You know how sometimes you give a gift and you’re like, “Oh yeah, fuck yeah, this is the thing. This is going to be the best gift they get the whole year. This is the thing that’s going to remembered for a long time.” This gift box is it.
I gave two of these in one week. Different scents for different friends. Knocked it out of the park both times. I got so many hugs it made me uncomfortable. It’s a great day when badass bitches come together to make a little magic for each other.
With everything going on, I decided to treat myself to a gift set. I get to support a woman owned business and do some retail therapy, so win/win. All the items are amazing and I can't wait to use them all! Fuck the Patriarchy!
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