Fuck the Patriarchy Gift Set.
Because the Patriarchy Can Kiss My Sweet, Sweet Ass.
Are we done with it? Like, all of us? Can we please be done with patriarchy now?
I mean, what did the patriarchy ever do for you?
It's given us the gifts of mansplaining, toxic masculinity, diet culture, and certain political asswipes who don't deserve to be mentioned by name. Um, thanks?
We'd be so much better off without it. Like so much better! Girls wouldn't feel like they have to be small and quiet. Boys wouldn't feel like they have to be big and tough. Fathers would give more hugs. Moms probably would, too.
By now, you've probably thought of someone who would nod along to everything written above. (Maybe it's you?) Why not make their day by arming them against their future encounters with the (sadly still intact) patriarchy?
Now go tell the patriarchy to get fucked. It'll feel SO GOOD.
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Because the Patriarchy Can Kiss My Sweet, Sweet Ass.
Are we done with it? Like, all of us? Can we please be done with patriarchy now?
I mean, what did the patriarchy ever do for you?
It's given us the gifts of mansplaining, toxic masculinity, diet culture, and certain political asswipes who don't deserve to be mentioned by name. Um, thanks?
We'd be so much better off without it. Like so much better! Girls wouldn't feel like they have to be small and quiet. Boys wouldn't feel like they have to be big and tough. Fathers would give more hugs. Moms probably would, too.
By now, you've probably thought of someone who would nod along to everything written above. (Maybe it's you?) Why not make their day by arming them against their future encounters with the (sadly still intact) patriarchy?
Now go tell the patriarchy to get fucked. It'll feel SO GOOD.
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