Happy Fucking Birthday Gift Set.
Deliver Pure Fuckery with a Happy Fucking Birthday Box.
Wouldn't it be great if you could find a birthday gift for your bestie that reflects her sarcastic personality? Well, we'd like you to meet our Happy Fucking Birthday Box.
Leave the fancy fonts and pastel colors to the basic bitches. Your bestest bitch deserves to be told she's awesome in style, with premium natural bath and body products that are as unique as she is.
A Sarcastic Birthday Gift that Stands Out.
It's not just the self care industry. The treacly sweet feminine mafia has taken over birthday gifts, too, cranking out pale pink wares emblazoned with stupid cursive fonts.
It's so boring I could gag. You too?
Jesus. Deliver your bestie something with an original vibe - a vibe not unlike her badass self. She'll love the humor while she does some self-care, soaking in a steaming tub with our milk bath, exfoliating with our sugar scrub, then nourishing dry skin with a body butter, lotion bar, and lip balm.
At this point it should be dawning on you just how fantastic this gift set really is. Think about it. You not only get to give her a big lovin' box of premium self care products, you get to do it with humor so spicy she'll gossip about it with her work friends.
Now, go on and wish her happy fucking birthday. You know someone needs to say it.
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Deliver Pure Fuckery with a Happy Fucking Birthday Box.
Wouldn't it be great if you could find a birthday gift for your bestie that reflects her sarcastic personality? Well, we'd like you to meet our Happy Fucking Birthday Box.
Leave the fancy fonts and pastel colors to the basic bitches. Your bestest bitch deserves to be told she's awesome in style, with premium natural bath and body products that are as unique as she is.
A Sarcastic Birthday Gift that Stands Out.
It's not just the self care industry. The treacly sweet feminine mafia has taken over birthday gifts, too, cranking out pale pink wares emblazoned with stupid cursive fonts.
It's so boring I could gag. You too?
Jesus. Deliver your bestie something with an original vibe - a vibe not unlike her badass self. She'll love the humor while she does some self-care, soaking in a steaming tub with our milk bath, exfoliating with our sugar scrub, then nourishing dry skin with a body butter, lotion bar, and lip balm.
At this point it should be dawning on you just how fantastic this gift set really is. Think about it. You not only get to give her a big lovin' box of premium self care products, you get to do it with humor so spicy she'll gossip about it with her work friends.
Now, go on and wish her happy fucking birthday. You know someone needs to say it.
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