Happy Fucking Birthday Gift Set.
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Happy Fucking Birthday Gift Set.
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Give her something that's actually good. This luscious, scent-packed self-care set—bursting with sweet bakery vibes—is a guaranteed goddamn win.
👉 Build her perfect box—pick the size, choose the scent, and make it hers.
This isn't some generic spa gift. It’s the one she opens, laughs at, and actually uses—every single piece.
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
The small gift box contains: A coffee sugar scrub called Java as Fuck, a coffee vanilla lip balm called Java Motherpucker, and a solid lotion bar of your choice. (There's a guide to smells below. 👇)
The medium gift box contains: The coffee body scrub, the Java lip balm, the solid lotion bar of your choice, plus a vanilla ginger body butter called Vanilla Afterglow.
The large gift box contains: The sugar scrub, lip balm, and lotion bar, the Afterglow body butter, plus an orange vanilla milk bath called Giving No Fucks. 🤣
The Birthday Gift That Gets a WAY Bigger Reaction Than a Gift Card.
Anyone can give a candle. Anyone can send stupid flowers.
But this? This is the gift she opens, immediately laughs at, and then holds up across the room like:
“OH MY GOD LOOK WHAT THEY GOT ME.”
Which, frankly, is exactly the energy a birthday gift should have.
Build Her Perfect Birthday Box.
Pick the size. Choose the scent. Build a birthday gift that actually feels personal instead of panic-purchased 14 minutes before the party.
Whether she’s into fruity scents, warm cozy vibes, fresh spa energy, or something sexy enough to start a little trouble, you can customize this set to fit her perfectly.
Why This Gift Absolutely Wins.
Because it’s funny without feeling cheap.
Because it feels personal without requiring a full emotional breakdown in the Target gift aisle.
Because it says:
“I know your sense of humor AND your love language is tiny indulgent treats.”
And because honestly? Adult birthdays deserve more than grocery store cupcakes and a text message.
Perfect For:
- Best friend birthdays
- Coworker birthdays
- Last-minute gifts that still feel thoughtful
- Milestone birthdays
- Sisters
- Chaos goblins
- Women who already own everything
- People who deserve way better than a gas station birthday card
Warning!
Be prepared for your recipient to suddenly view ALL the other bday gifts she got as totally inadequate. (This one will steal the show. Guaranteed. 😉)
Ever notice how "funny gift" and "quality gift" rarely overlap? Yeah. We believe you deserve premium bath products <i>and</i> a chuckle.
The hot pink gable box with ribbon and loofah pad, plus free shipping, are always part of the Badgerface gift set experience.
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
What lotion bar scent are you vibing with? Choose the one you'd like up by the Add to Cart button above. Explore the scent profiles - and their hilarious names below. 👇
Lavender Haze - Lavender & eucalyptus with a hint of lemon verbena
Rosé Sashay - Rose & sandalwood
Mellow Melon - Cantaloupe, lime, & black pepper
Ocean Rain - Sea salt, balsam fir, and lime
Spicy Fucking - Cinnamon and ginger with warming spices
Kinky as Fuck - Vanilla, rose, ginger
Herbal Fervor - Lemon basil & rosemary
Tingly as Fuck - Peppermint & eucalyptus with cooling menthol
Femme No Filter - Ginger & pink grapefruit with a splash of strawberry
Slow Burn - Honey, vanilla, cardamom
Java as Fuck - Coffee & vanilla with a hint of coriander
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Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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Love, love, LOVE this!!!! I purchased this last year for a gift and the person was so excited to receive it so they're getting it again! Looks like it's a going to be a present year after year!
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