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Let’s be honest—your man’s hands? They’ve seen some shit. Grease-stained. Callused. Dry enough to start a fire. Sweet of him to work hard, but less sweet when his paws feel like a goddamn belt sander during cuddle time. You love him, but his hands need a damn intervention.
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We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
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