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2025's Freshest Goods.

🗓 YOUR NEW RIDE OR DIE AWAITS. 🗓

2025 was a big year for new stuff.

🍑 Edible Massage Oils hit the racks in January. Delicious.
👱‍♀️ In April, we expanded our hair care to include Conditioner Bars

🔆 Glowface expanded in September, bringing you Night Balm, Cleanser, and Serum.

Spice up your sack sesh! This warming, edible massage oil bursts with sweet, spicy cinnamon, playfully daring your partner to lick off every last drop. 😳🔥

Cinnamon Seduction Edible Massage Oil.

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Brightening facial serum with niacinamide and hyaluronic acid in a sleek black glass dropper bottle on dark stone
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Glow-Bright Facial Serum.

$19.99

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$19.99

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Nourish dyed or processed hair with this solid conditioner bar for damaged hair, made by Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Conditioner Bar for Color Treated Hair.

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Discover tropical indulgence! This exotic massage oil delivers a sweet, delicious blend of pineapple and mango and hours of playful fun with your partner. 🍍🥭

Island Passion Edible Massage Oil.

$16.99

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Rich turmeric night balm with mango, cocoa, and shea butter in a glass jar, surrounded by lemon and turmeric slices
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Fortifying Night Balm.

$19.99

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$19.99

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Reinvigorate hair follicles and speed growth with this solid conditioner bar for thinning hair, made by Badgerface Beauty Supply.
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Conditioner Bar for Thinning Hair.

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Hydrate dry, frizzy hair with this natural conditioner bar for curly hair, made by Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Conditioner Bar for Curly Hair.

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from $19.99

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Balance oil production and resolve scalp issues with this conditioner bar for oily hair, made by Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Conditioner Bar for Oily Hair.

from $19.99

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from $19.99

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Milky Honey facial cleanser — oil-to-milk formula with real honey powder, gentle surfactants, and witch hazel
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Glowface Milky Honey Cleanser.

$19.99

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$19.99

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Clarify and condition your dry, flaky scalp with this conditioner bar for dandruff, made by Badgerface Beauty Supply.

Conditioner Bar for Dandruff Hair.

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Buzz Off, Bugs Natural Bug Spray.
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Buzz Off, Bugs Natural Bug Spray.

$15.99

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Kick things up a notch. This intimate massage oil explodes with so much velvety chocolate and ripe cherry flavor, you'll want to lick off every last drop.

$16.99

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Looks innocent, but isn't! This edible lavender massage oil is infused with sweet, dreamy vanilla and lavender, making a delicious, kissable treat. 🧁💋
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Lavender Cupcake Edible Body Oil.

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Conditioner Bar for Dandruff Hair.
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Conditioner Bar for Dandruff Hair.

from $19.99

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from $19.99

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Conditioner Bar for Curly Hair.
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Conditioner Bar for Curly Hair.

from $19.99

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from $19.99

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Conditioner Bar for Oily Hair.
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Conditioner Bar for Oily Hair.

from $19.99

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from $19.99

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Conditioner Bar for Color Treated Hair.
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Conditioner Bar for Color Treated Hair.

from $19.99

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from $19.99

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Conditioner Bar for Thinning Hair.
Long Lasting
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Conditioner Bar for Thinning Hair.

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What Is Glowface and How Do I Use It?

We're glad you asked.

Glowface is designed to take the guesswork out of skincare.

We're talking five daily products - not fifteen - you can apply in five minutes AM and PM.

Your morning:

  • 🧼 Milky Honey Cleanser
  • ✨ Brightening Toner
  • 💧 Glow Bright Serum
  • 💛 Glowface Lotion

Your evening:

  • 🧼 Milky Honey Cleanser
  • ✨ Brightening Toner
  • 💧 Glow Bright Serum
  • 🌙 Fortifying Night Balm
Help your skin live its best life with this brightening skincare routine.

One Routine. No Guesswork.

Four AM steps. Four PM steps. Two weeklies. ✅

Your face is glowing. Keep going.

Why Stop at Skincare?

The Badgerverse awaits! You’ve got the glow—now grab the goods to match. From shampoo bars to body scrubs, we’ve got self-care that’s fun, fierce, and plastic-free. Because your whole body deserves this kind of badassery.

Psst... natural skincare for women doesn’t have to suck. Ours sure doesn’t.