Skip to product information
1 of 4

Suck It Insomnia Sleep Spray.

Suck It Insomnia Sleep Spray.

Regular price $12.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $12.99 USD
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.

991 in stock

 Size: 5 inches tall and 2.7 ounces by volume. Weighs less than a deck of cards.

Smells like: A sweet and dreamy blend of lavender, citrus, and ylang ylang.

Sleep spray ingredients: Distilled water infused with chamomile and calendula, lavender essential oil, chamomile extract, sweet orange essential oil, bergamot essential oil, and ylang ylang essential oil.

Conquer Sleepless Nights with this All Natural Sleep Spray.

Holla, nocturnal bitches. We get it. Insomnia is a lonely gig, like being stranded in a dark, blanket-covered universe while everyone else enjoys sweet slumber. But fear not, my sleep-deprived muchacha, because we've got a natural remedy to join your arsenal against insomnia.

Introducing Our Aromatherapy Spray for Sleep.

Say goodbye to tossing, turning, and counting sheep with zero results. Our super-soothing pillow spray is armed with a dream team of somnambulant ingredients. We're talking the best essential oils for sleep: lavender, chamomile, and even a couple of drops of ylang-ylang. Prepare to say suck it, insomnia on your next sleepless night.

How Our Sleep Spray is Different:

• 100% Natural: We start by infusing spring water with dried peppermint, then blending with therapeutic grade essential oils of peppermint, lemon, and pink grapefruit. Natural and made by hand is how we roll.

• Cruelty-Free Spray for Sleep: Rest easy knowing that our products are never, ever tested on animals. Not only that, but our suppliers are cruelty-free, too. Compassion is kind of our thing.

• Spray, Dream, Repeat: Packaged in a secure, unbreakable aluminum bottle, our sleep spray is always ready to whisk you away to dreamland. A few spritzes on your pillow is all you need.

Bid farewell to the tyranny of insomnia and reclaim your rightful place in the land of restful nights. With our all natural sleep spray, sweet dreams are within reach. 

View full details
  • All orders ship within two business days.
  • Pastel pink Etsy logo with Editor's pick insignia underneath.
  • Smartass and Sass subscription box company logo in pink.
  • Pink Buzzfeed logo.
  • Pink logo for Good Housekeeping magazine.
  • Pink Popsugar logo.
  • Offbeat wed logo in pink.

Collapsible content

How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.