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Java as Fuck Lotion Bar.

A coffee lotion bar is shown surrounded by coffee beans, oranges, and spices.
This lotion bar for dry skin is made with beeswax, shea butter, and coconut oil, plus natural scents and colors.
Coffee lotion bar ingredients include coconut oil, shea butter, and coffee seed oil.
This coffee lotion bar will gently melt with your body heat to nourish dry skin. Try it on your elbows and heels.
Beeswax boasts many benefits, such as strengthening the skin barrier, diminishing the appearance of skin marks, and promoting healing.
Badgerface Beauty Supply's lotion bars are well-reviewed and popular with customers.
Apply this natural lotion bar to dry skin anywhere on your body. It will gently melt and then nourish.
Badgerface Beauty Supply's natural lotion bars are available in nine luscious scents and colors.
Package your coffee lotion bar in a convenient travel tin, or choose our zero-waste vellum wrapper. The choice is yours.
A coffee lotion bar is shown surrounded by coffee beans, oranges, and spices.

Texture: Firm, non-greasy solid

Size: 1.5 ounces / 42.5 grams by weight

Packaging: Choose a sturdy aluminum travel tin or an eco friendly vellum wrapper for your lotion bar.

Reveal Your Smooth Side with this Coffee Lotion Bar.

Raise your hand if you're tired of dealing with scaly, dry skin that makes you feel like a part-time reptile. We've got your back in the battle against those relentless winter winds that suck the joy out of your life and chap your delightful ass.

Nourishing Natural Skincare: Our lotion bar is 100% pure-ass natural, loaded with skin-loving ingredients that will have your dryness surrendering in no time. Say goodbye to reptilian vibes and hello to silky smooth skin.

Shea Butter Moisturization: Prepare to witness some sorcery for your skin. Shea butter is the secret weapon that'll vanquish all your skin woes—wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites—you name it. Shea butter shuts that shit down.

Unleash the Nourishment: Our lotion bar harnesses the power of all-natural coconut oil and nourishing shea butter to provide deep hydration and restoration. It's time to transform your skin from desert to oasis.

So unwrap this shit and slather yourself all up. You can thank us later.

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Java as Fuck Lotion Bar.

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This one smells like fresh brewed coffee, juicy orange, and a touch of earthy spice.

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Real Customers Say...

"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH

Texture: Firm, non-greasy solid

Size: 1.5 ounces / 42.5 grams by weight

Packaging: Choose a sturdy aluminum travel tin or an eco friendly vellum wrapper for your lotion bar.

Reveal Your Smooth Side with this Coffee Lotion Bar.

Raise your hand if you're tired of dealing with scaly, dry skin that makes you feel like a part-time reptile. We've got your back in the battle against those relentless winter winds that suck the joy out of your life and chap your delightful ass.

Nourishing Natural Skincare: Our lotion bar is 100% pure-ass natural, loaded with skin-loving ingredients that will have your dryness surrendering in no time. Say goodbye to reptilian vibes and hello to silky smooth skin.

Shea Butter Moisturization: Prepare to witness some sorcery for your skin. Shea butter is the secret weapon that'll vanquish all your skin woes—wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites—you name it. Shea butter shuts that shit down.

Unleash the Nourishment: Our lotion bar harnesses the power of all-natural coconut oil and nourishing shea butter to provide deep hydration and restoration. It's time to transform your skin from desert to oasis.

So unwrap this shit and slather yourself all up. You can thank us later.

100% Secure Payments: Your details are protected and safe with us.

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What our customers say

Jeanine

First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!

Jess

The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!

Brittney

Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.

Samantha

I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.

Hannah

Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+

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Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.

All good shit

None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?

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