Java as Fuck Lotion Bar.
Reveal Your Smooth Side with this Coffee Lotion Bar.
Raise your hand if you're tired of dealing with scaly, dry skin that makes you feel like a part-time reptile. We've got your back in the battle against those relentless winter winds that suck the joy out of your life and chap your delightful ass.
• Nourishing Natural Skincare: Our lotion bar is 100% pure-ass natural, loaded with skin-loving ingredients that will have your dryness surrendering in no time. Say goodbye to reptilian vibes and hello to silky smooth skin.
• Shea Butter Moisturization: Prepare to witness some sorcery for your skin. Shea butter is the secret weapon that'll vanquish all your skin woes—wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites—you name it. Shea butter shuts that shit down.
• Unleash the Nourishment: Our lotion bar harnesses the power of all-natural coconut oil and nourishing shea butter to provide deep hydration and restoration. It's time to transform your skin from desert to oasis.
So unwrap this shit and slather yourself all up. You can thank us later.
Java as Fuck Lotion Bar.
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Reveal Your Smooth Side with this Coffee Lotion Bar.
Raise your hand if you're tired of dealing with scaly, dry skin that makes you feel like a part-time reptile. We've got your back in the battle against those relentless winter winds that suck the joy out of your life and chap your delightful ass.
• Nourishing Natural Skincare: Our lotion bar is 100% pure-ass natural, loaded with skin-loving ingredients that will have your dryness surrendering in no time. Say goodbye to reptilian vibes and hello to silky smooth skin.
• Shea Butter Moisturization: Prepare to witness some sorcery for your skin. Shea butter is the secret weapon that'll vanquish all your skin woes—wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites—you name it. Shea butter shuts that shit down.
• Unleash the Nourishment: Our lotion bar harnesses the power of all-natural coconut oil and nourishing shea butter to provide deep hydration and restoration. It's time to transform your skin from desert to oasis.
So unwrap this shit and slather yourself all up. You can thank us later.
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Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
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