Lavender Haze Lotion Bar.
Say Goodbye to Dry Skin, You Scaly Motherfucker
Raise your hand if you're tired of battling rough and scaly skin that makes you feel like a goddamn reptile. We feel your pain, and we're here to wage war against those dry winter winds that suck the joy out of your life and chap your precious ass.
• All-Natural Nourishment: Let this lavender lotion bar work its magic on your skin with a heavenly blend of all-natural coconut oil and shea butter. Brace yourself for some voodoo black magic that will solve your skin's bullshit. Wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites—shea butter will shut that shit right down.
• Introducing Lavender Skincare: Our natural lotion bar is not just about nourishment; it's a sensory delight. Scented with lavender, eucalyptus, and lemon verbena, this concoction will transport you to a realm of bliss. And guess what? We've amped it up with pure hemp butter because, hey, who doesn't love that? We proudly present to you our Lavender Haze lotion bar.
• No Bullshit, Just Pure-Ass Goodness: Get ready for a dose of 100% pure-ass natural skincare. We're against animal testing, so rest easy knowing that our products are cruelty-free. This bar is colored with natural alkanet and mica, but don't worry, it won't stain your beautiful skin.
So unwrap this shit and slather yourself the fuck up.
Lavender Haze Lotion Bar.
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Say Goodbye to Dry Skin, You Scaly Motherfucker
Raise your hand if you're tired of battling rough and scaly skin that makes you feel like a goddamn reptile. We feel your pain, and we're here to wage war against those dry winter winds that suck the joy out of your life and chap your precious ass.
• All-Natural Nourishment: Let this lavender lotion bar work its magic on your skin with a heavenly blend of all-natural coconut oil and shea butter. Brace yourself for some voodoo black magic that will solve your skin's bullshit. Wrinkles, scars, rashes, burns, insect bites—shea butter will shut that shit right down.
• Introducing Lavender Skincare: Our natural lotion bar is not just about nourishment; it's a sensory delight. Scented with lavender, eucalyptus, and lemon verbena, this concoction will transport you to a realm of bliss. And guess what? We've amped it up with pure hemp butter because, hey, who doesn't love that? We proudly present to you our Lavender Haze lotion bar.
• No Bullshit, Just Pure-Ass Goodness: Get ready for a dose of 100% pure-ass natural skincare. We're against animal testing, so rest easy knowing that our products are cruelty-free. This bar is colored with natural alkanet and mica, but don't worry, it won't stain your beautiful skin.
So unwrap this shit and slather yourself the fuck up.
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First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
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