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Unleash the Night with Our Romantic Massage Oil Bar
Get ready to light a damn fire under your sheets with our romantic massage oil bar. Designed to kickstart your night (and maybe break the bed), this little powerhouse melts in your hand—and sets the whole vibe on fire. Watch your partner’s face when you slip this doozy into their palm. Game on.
100% Pure-Ass Natural Pleasure
No synthetic crap. No mystery chemicals. Just pure, plant-based goodness ready to turn your night into a goddamn love story—or a full-blown fuckfest. Whatever you're into, these bars are loaded with the finest natural ingredients to amp up every. single. touch.
Nourish Your Desires (and Your Skin)
Infused with rich shea butter, this bar doesn't just boost pleasure—it leaves your skin soft, nourished, and ready for round two (or three). Whether you're getting a joint worked on or diving headfirst into some grade-A porking, this bar’s got your back. And your front. And everything in between.
Cruelty-Free Ecstasy
We believe pleasure shouldn't come at the cost of innocent creatures. Our massage oil bars are 100% cruelty-free—so you can get wild, get messy, and get it on without an ounce of guilt.
So grab your LET’S FUCK lotion bar, unleash your inner sex goddess, and get ready for a night you’ll be smiling about for the next damn week.
You’ve earned this.
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You don't need fixing.
Packaging you can feel good about.
Join the self-care cult. (The good kind.)
Treat your self AND your wallet.
All natural. No fake shit.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Made with rage and love.
What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! It’s completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that it’s eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If you’re looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. I’ve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+
Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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