Go Fig Yourself Whipped Body Butter.
Go Fig Yourself Whipped Body Butter.
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Size: Approximately 2 1/2 inches tall by 2 inches wide, and 4 ounces by volume.
Smells like: Ripe fall figs with a touch of honey, vanilla, and black pepper.
Ingredients: Shea butter, coconut oil, sunflower oil, mica, fig extract, honey extract, vanilla essential oil, and black pepper essential oil.
No Bullshit Skincare: Meet Your New Fig Body Butter BFF.
Hold onto your hats, bitches. We've got something that'll blow your skincare routine out of the water. It's not just body butter – it's a full-on skin revolution. Say adios to preservatives and wave goodbye to petroleum byproducts, because it's time for pure-ass, no-nonsense nourishment.
The Ugly Truth About Your "Smells Good" Lotion.
Let's get real, shall we? That plastic bottle of "sweet-smelling" lotion might be hiding a toxic party. Ever wondered why it's so colorful and fragrant? Chemical cocktails. But fear not, bitches. Our body butter is a natural legend – crafted from shea butter, coconuts, sunflowers, and a dash of fig, honey, vanilla, and black pepper extracts. No chemical nonsense here.
It might look like marshmallow fluff, but don't fucking try to eat it, ok? Just fucking try and contain yourself.









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How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within two business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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