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Tingly Massage Bar.

Tingly Massage Bar.

Regular price $12.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $12.99 USD
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996 in stock

Size: Approximately 2 5/8" inches across and 1.5 oz

Smells like: Peppermint and eucalyptus with a touch of sweet vanilla

Massage bar ingredients: Coconut oil, shea butter, beeswax, dried black beans, menthol, mica, peppermint essential oil, eucalyptus essential oil, vanilla oil.

Feel the Tingle, Embrace the Pleasure.

Picture this: our tingly massage bar delicately melting on your partner's skin, providing a tingly kick-off to a face-melting fuckfest. When it comes to face-melting fucking, nothing beats starting with a massage, and we badgers know our shit when it comes to massages. We do it right with 100% pure-ass natural skincare products.

ā€¢ Refreshing Nourishment: Our massage bar combines the power of peppermint, eucalyptus, and menthol essential oils to give you a legit tingly-as-fuck sensation. It's like a party in your nerve endings, and trust us, it's an experience you won't forget.

ā€¢ Word to the Wise: Let's get real, this massage bar is seriously tingly. Avoid contact with your eyes and, for the love of all that's pleasurable, keep it away from your junk. If things get too tingly, don't panic. Soothe the sensation with mild oils like olive oil or even butter. Safety first, bitches!

ā€¢ Nubby Textures and Pure Goodness: Our massage bar features dried beans, adding a delightful nubby texture that enhances the experience. It's colored with natural mica, but don't worry, it won't turn you into a Smurf. It's just enough to add a touch of fun without staining your skin.

Please enjoy your extra-tingly sack sesh.

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How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. šŸ’Ø

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.