• Up your bath game with these seriously soothing lavender bath salts. Unwind, de-stress, and generally simmah down, bitch after a long day. You deserve it. 🛀
  • To use lavender bath salts, simply add half a packet to a hot bath, step in, soak, and enjoy the benefits of lavender bath.
  • Find the best lavender bath salts online by reading positive reviews of this one made by Badgerface Beauty Supply.
  • Lavender bath salt ingredients include mineral-rich dead sea salt, skin-softening sodium bicarbonate, and pure natural botanicals.
  • Add an item description card to your lavender sage bath salts for a unique gift.
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Simmah Down Bitch Bath Salts.

Simmah Down Bitch Bath Salts.

$10.99 USD
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Size: 6 inches tall and 5 ounces by weight.

Smells like: Gentle, relaxing lavender with bright fresh sage and lemon verbena.

Ingredients: Mediterranean sea salt, citric acid, cornstarch, dried lavender buds, dried sage leaves, lavender essential oil, clary sage essential oil, lemon verbena essential oil.

Seriously Soothing Lavender Bath Salts.

We could tell you this shit is like soaking in a giant tub of tequila, but hey, we won't bullshit you. Nothing is that fucking good. However, our bath salts come pretty close. These salts are the real deal, no-fucking-around, seriously cleansing shit. Packed with sodium, magnesium, and potassium, they balance out your wacky shit, firm your skin, cleanse your pores, and hell, they might even balance your fucking checkbook. And you know what? They'll even help you break it off with that psycho who's been begging you to join her barre class. Bitch, please.

Lavender Bath Benefits: a Seriously Soothed Self.

This shit is infused with real fucking amazing essential oils. We're talking lavender, sage, and lemon verbena here, and it's a match made in heaven. These oils will soothe your tired ass, leaving you feeling like a goddamn champion. It'll unschnoz your schnoz, if your schnoz is schnozzy. European sea salt will put the kibosh on any and all ass-aches and sore muscles, so if you're butthurt you'll soon be feeling fucking fantastic.

This is some seriously soothing shit. We ain't fucking around.

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  • All Badgerface Beauty Supply products qualify as cruelty-free and eco friendly skincare.
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Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

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Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.

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