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Patriarchy Repellent Body Spray.
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100% eco-friendly & cruelty-free
bold, original, and totally memorable
Real Customers Say...
"I’ve been a customer for years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. I’d buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it." ~ Brittney, New Castle, OH
Celebrate Empowerment with this Funny Feminist Body Spray.
You know what's better than letting the patriarchy ruin your day? Blasting it the fuck out with our magical elixir. Patriarchy Repellent. It's time to reclaim your power, smell fabulous, and say goodbye to the oppressive forces that try to hold you back.
A Unique Gift for a Woman Who Has Everything.
Hey now, we hear you: the gifting hustle is real. The pressure to come up with a truly unique gift that won't just collect dust - or go straight in the trash - is ever-present. That's why this funny body spray is a good choice. Not only is it completely singular and hilarious, it's a great indie bath and body product you won't see for sale anywhere else.
A Natural Body Mist That's Effective - and Hilarious.
• Smell Fabulously Fierce: Lavender, cedarwood, and blackberries combine to create a scent that will make you feel like the badass you truly are. Say hello to empowerment in a bottle.
• Packaged for Your Convenience: Ease of spritz is ensured in a secure, shatterproof aluminum bottle that fits perfectly in your hand.
• The Perfect Gift for Warriors: Looking for a gift that screams "You're a badass"? Patriarchy Repellent is the answer. Give it to the feminist who deserves to feel empowered every damn day.
Say farewell to the patriarchy and embrace a life where women rise, shine, and slay. Get your Patriarchy Repellent now and join the revolution.Â
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Beauty Without Bullshit.
You don't need fixing.
No Dumb Plastic.
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Clean Ingredients.
All natural. No fake shit.
Handmade. Small Batch.
Because fresh bitches deserve fresh skincare.
Woman-Owned.
Made with rage and love.
SELF CARE TO FUEL YOUR FIRE.
Why Our Skincare is Different (and Better).
🔥 Body positive 🔥
We’re into you. Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever you’re rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but we’re SO not about all that. You do you. It’s working.
🔥 Accessible 🔥
Listen, skin care doesn’t need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesn’t. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isn’t a privilege. It’s meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
🔥 All good shit 🔥
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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