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Chocolate-Covered Cherry Edible Massage Oil.
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Because who says dessertās just for your mouth? Get your sensual sweetness on with this decadent combo of chocolate and cherry. Itās like a dessert for your skin, and guess whatāit tastes just as good as it smells. Massage, kiss, and savor every bite. (No shame in this indulgence.)
Texture: Lightweight, smooth, slippery oil.
Size: 2.7 ounces / 76.5 grams by volume
Packaging: Ultra-lightweight aluminum bottle with pump top.



Intimate Massage Oil: Your New Best Friend.
Listen up, guys, gals, and non-binary pals. Sometimes you need to get your point across, and sometimes that point isĀ I need my bones jumped, pronto. Fuck the subtlety. You have needs!
Communicate suggestively, romantically, efficiently by just handing them this magical little bottle. The illustration on the front might just be enough to get them in your pants.
And if it isn't? Just read:Ā Rub Me the Right Way.Ā Your partner will be powerless to resist, and you don't even have to say a word.Ā The wrong words are impossible when there are no words,Ā so says Barbara Kingsolver.Ā
An Edible Massage Oil for Delicious Ecstasy.
Go ahead, give in to your hedonistic tendencies. Today, you are clearly a goddess, an object of worship and desire - and great, sexy sexy power. (Don't forget the power, that's the most important part. š) Today, you are going to slather yourself in luxuriously sensual edible massage oil - and then, you are going to let your partner lick it off.
Let them. Because they are merely mortal, but you? You are a goddess. Remember that.
The rich milk chocolate flavor punched up with notes of juicy black cherry will surprise their tongue. And their tongue? It might just surpriseĀ you. Try one today.
For more: The People-Pleaser's Guide to Empowered Sexual Intimacy.
Coconut oil, fractionated coconut oil, natural flavor.
Warm a few pumps between your hands, then gently massage your partner's skin. Pro tip: Focus on the spots you want to nibble later. You'll be glad you did!
How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within 1-2 business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. šØ
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
Because the cost of our glass jars shot up 20%āthanks to some genius-level trade policy moves. We're not into secrets, just self-care. So we adjusted prices to stay afloat and told you the damn truth.
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What our customers say
First time ordering and I absolutely love this scrub! I used it and my face was brighter and felt so soft after! I will be ordering this product again as well as many of the others!
The Magnesium Deodorant is a must-have for anyone with sensitive skin! Itās completely baking soda-free, yet still keeps me fresh all day without irritation. The natural formula is gentle but effective, and I love that itās eco-friendly with zero waste packaging. It glides on smoothly, absorbs well, and has a clean, refreshing feel. If youāre looking for a natural deodorant that actually works without compromising on sustainability, this is the ONE!
Last minute buy that shipped extremely fast a week before Christmas. Iāve been a customer of this seller for several years and the shipping has always been so fast that it genuinely surprises me. All of her products are top notch and the quality has remained the same over the years. Iād buy anything new from this shop and not be remotely concerned that I may dislike it.
I got this on a whim but I'm so glad I did. I love the spiked apple cider, it's so good, and it's honestly probably one of the best lip balms I've used in a long time, my lips don't dry out nearly as fast after using this one in comparison to others I've used in the past. Absolutely love it, highly recommend.
Fuck Off Bugs is a great product. I am very prone to mosquito bites, but since using this I've only had 2. The smell is strong like all bug repellents, but not unpleasant. It's not heavy on the skin. It doesn't upset my sensitive skin. Overall it's A+

Self Care to Fuel Your Fire.
š„ Body positive š„
Weāre intoĀ you.Ā Your style, your anti-style. Your un-fucked-with hair, your pink bouffant. Whatever youāre rocking, we like it. Lots of beauty companies are in the insecurities-mining business, but weāre SO not about all that. You do you. Itās working.
š„ Accessible š„
Listen, skin care doesnāt need to cost a car payment, ok? It just doesnāt. There are no ingredients so magical and precious that they warrant two zeroes. Self care isnāt a privilege. Itās meant to be shared with your bestie, spontaneous-like, just because you thought of her. We help make that happen.
š„ All good shit š„
None of that bad fake shit. Who needs it? Preservatives, fake colors, stabilizers, artificial fragrances. Everything we use is a raw material: coconut oil, beeswax, milk powder, citric acid, argan oil. The fucking building blocks of healthy skin. Why would anyone want anything other?
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I gave it to my niece for her wedding anniversary, but I needed to taste it to make sure it was what it was supposed to taste like, which is Chocolate Covered Cherries. I put 1 pump in my hand, rubbed it in, then licked the back of my hand. Eureka!! It tasted just like them! I knew my niece would love it cause she likes the flavor as much as I do. I am so excited for her to get her 8th year anniversary weekend with her hubby & fun with the massage oil! Enjoy, Rena & Meech on me & Badgerface!! <3
Taste and consistency were great. We had a wonderful time using this product and will buy again.
I gave it to my niece for her wedding anniversary, but I needed to taste it to make sure it was what it was supposed to taste like, which is Chocolate Covered Cherries. I put 1 pump in my hand, rubbed it in, then licked the back of my hand. Eureka!! It tasted just like them! I knew my niece would love it cause she likes the flavor as much as I do. I am so excited for her to get her 8th year anniversary weekend with her hubby & fun with the massage oil! Enjoy, Rena & Meech on me & Badgerface!! <3
Taste and consistency were great. We had a wonderful time using this product and will buy again.
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