Chocolate-Covered Cherry Edible Massage Oil.

Tastes like: Velvety smooth milk chocolate balanced with ripe black cherry.

Massage oil ingredients: Coconut oil, fractionated coconut oil, natural flavor.

Size: 2.7 ounces / 76.5 grams.

Packaging: Ultra-lightweight aluminum bottle with pump top.

Intimate Massage Oil: Your New Best Friend.

Listen up, guys, gals, and non-binary pals. Sometimes you need to get your point across, and sometimes that point is I need my bones jumped, pronto. Fuck the subtlety. You have needs!

Communicate suggestively, romantically, efficiently by just handing them this magical little bottle. The illustration on the front might just be enough to get them in your pants.

And if it isn't? Just read: Rub Me the Right Way. Your partner will be powerless to resist, and you don't even have to say a word. The wrong words are impossible when there are no words, so says Barbara Kingsolver. 

An Edible Massage Oil for Delicious Ecstasy.

Go ahead, give in to your hedonistic tendencies. Today, you are clearly a goddess, an object of worship and desire - and great, sexy sexy power. (Don't forget the power, that's the most important part. 😉) Today, you are going to slather yourself in luxuriously sensual edible massage oil - and then, you are going to let your partner lick it off.

Let them. Because they are merely mortal, but you? You are a goddess. Remember that.

The rich milk chocolate flavor punched up with notes of juicy black cherry will surprise their tongue. And their tongue? It might just surprise you. Try one today.

For more: The People-Pleaser's Guide to Empowered Sexual Intimacy.