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Sweet Bitch Sugar Body Scrub.

Sweet Bitch Sugar Body Scrub.

Regular price $14.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $14.99 USD
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Size: Approximately 2 1/2 inches tall by 2 inches wide, and 4 ounces by volume.

Smells like: Relaxing lavender with a touch of spicy geranium.

Body scrub ingredients: Shea butter, granulated sugar, stearic acid (from certified sustainable palm), coconut oil, sodium cocoyl isethionate (from coconuts), mica, lavender essential oil, geranium essential oil.

A Lavender Body Scrub to Handle Your Crusty Bitch Bod.

Alright, let's get real here. We all have some nasty shit going on with our skin. Crust, gunk, blocked pores, maybe a blackhead or two—we're all in the same boat, no judgment. But fear not, bitches. Your fabulous bod shouldn't have to tackle it alone. It's time to unleash the power of magical fucking amazing scrubby goodness. And trust me, this is no ordinary scrub. It's pure-ass voodoo magic. Sure, we all know sugar is good, coconut oil is good, and lavender is good. But when you combine all THREE, it's like voodoo from the skin gods. The good kind of voodoo, not the burn-down-your-house or fuck-up-your-enemies kind. Well, unless your enemies are blackheads and bod-crust, then it's game on.

Natural Exfoliation for Glowing Skin.

At our sanctuary of scrub, we believe in pure-ass natural ingredients. No fake shit here. Our scrub is 100% natural and never, I repeat, NEVER tested on animals. We're all about spreading love, even to the crustiest of skin. And here's a secret: our scrub is infused with the amazing lavender and geranium essential oils, packed with antioxidants to give your skin the TLC it craves. Say goodbye to dullness and hello to glowing skin.

Scrub your crusty bitch bod. It fucking needs it.

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How fast do you ship?

Orders ship within two business days.

How much does shipping cost?

Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.

For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.

If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨

Do you offer returns?

Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.