Zen as Fuck Sugar Body Scrub.
Zen as Fuck Sugar Body Scrub.
988 in stock
Size: Approximately 2 1/2 inches tall by 2 inches wide, and 4 ounces by volume.
Smells like: Refreshing green tea and lemongrass.
Body scrub ingredients: Shea butter, granulated sugar, stearic acid (from certified sustainable palm), coconut oil, sodium cocoyl isethionate (from coconuts), mica, alfalfa powder, green tea extract, lemongrass essential oil.
A Green Tea Body Scrub: The Magic Your Skin Needs.
Alright, listen up, bitches. We're all in the same boat here. We've got some nasty shit happening on our skin—crust, gunk, blocked pores, maybe even a blackhead or two. No judgment. We're all human, after all. But let me tell you, your fabulous bod deserves more than just your efforts alone. It needs the power of magical fucking amazing scrubby goodness. Yeah, you heard it right—magic! We all know sugar is good, coconut oil is good, and green tea is good. But when you blend these three together, it's like freaking skin voodoo. The good kind, of course. Not the burn-your-house-down or mess-with-your-enemies kind. Well, unless your enemies are those stubborn blackheads and bod-crust. Say sayonara.
A Green Tea Bath Gift that's Naturally Hilarious.
We take natural seriously, bitches. No fake shit allowed here. Our scrub is 100% pure-ass natural, and we never, ever test on animals. We're all about spreading love and good vibes, even to your most unruly skin. And guess what? Our secret weapon is the freaking fantastic green tea extract, loaded with antioxidants that'll make your skin scream, "Thank you, thank you very much!" Say goodbye to dullness and hello to a complexion that radiates pure badassery.
Scrub your nasty bitch bod. It fucking needs it.
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How fast do you ship?
Orders ship within two business days.
How much does shipping cost?
Gift sets always ship for free, so there's that.
For all other items, we use calculated shipping. Domestic orders generally cost between $3- $7 to ship, depending on zip code and what you order.
If you're in a hurry, we offer expedited shipping as well. 💨
Do you offer returns?
Yup! The only caveats are, the item has to be unused, and it's gotta make it back to us in good shape. Please get in touch within seven days of receiving your order if you'd like to return an item.
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